The Life of a Short Sword

[Sorry, I unlocked the chapters. It was my fault. I'm truly, truly sorry, everyone. I'll fill them back in later. (It's a matter of time, very quietly.)] Rolling around and acting cute. Won't you pick up this adorable author and add the story to your collection? QAQ

[Blurb]

There are so many swords in the Kurita family, so it's only natural for one to turn out to be a girl! As the youngest daughter of the Kurita family, I enjoy a kind of happiness you could never understand. XD

Let me tell you a secret: if anyone dares bully me, I'll make one phone call and three hundred brothers will come over to smash that person's head in. :)

My little ledger:

1. Did I beat up Crane Ball today? I did.

2. Muzan, get lost! I got you a VIP golden card for a deluxe sunbathing session, along with wisteria skincare products! Come on, let's have some fun.

3. Cherish your life. Stay away from the Bandage-Wasting Device.

Basically:

1. The nation owes me a brother.

2. The Honmaru setting is my own take on Katsugeki (though it's really more like Hanamaru). The Master is a boy. :)

3. The female lead is the snarky commentator. Her selling point is laziness, though that may change later.

P.S. The bonus chapters pair her with Rikuo, and the female lead will grow up.

Warnings:

1. This is my first long-form story, so the writing and plot might be a complete mess, but I'm working hard to improve. Everyone learns by trying, and I'm no exception.

2. The characters may be out of character. I've done my best. Everyone should support authors!

--- Recommendations:

My upcoming stories:

"All Narrow-Eyed People Are Monsters": The daughter of Minamoto no Higekiri. She has narrow eyes and a dark side, and she's incredibly cool in a fight.

"Miss Despair's Daily Life": Be a little more pessimistic every day, and maybe you'll find the meaning of life.

"I Was So Unlucky, I Actually Did This": Nothing to say if you're from Africa. Europeans, eat your spear!

A friend's story: "I Pursued Dazai a Hundred Times and Died Violently Ninety-Nine Times," by Lan Jiu.

Theme: Be happy.