I'm the Best Vegetable Farmer in the Galaxy

The sequel, My Tail, Give Me One [Apocalypse], is open for preorders. Please add it to your collection~~

Story blurb:

After transmigrating to the Interstellar era, Su Jiujiu sets out to become a big-time farmer. Unfortunately, she has a terrible touch. The vegetables she grows taste awful, are hard enough to chip your teeth, and have a particularly "unique" character!

Give a jade-white fruit the slightest boost in growth, and it becomes a pearl that can absorb poison. Pull and squeeze a cucumber in your hand, and it grows into a sword. Pick at a pumpkin, and without any carving, it becomes a demon pumpkin lantern terrifying enough to make children cry.

One person, poisoned from head to toe: The moment I touched that lantern fruit, I felt it drawing the poison out of my body. When I woke up the next day, all the lantern fruits had turned black.

Swordmaster: Today I came into possession of a cucumber sword. As I held it, sword intent surged within me, my spirit swept across the mountains and rivers, and I immediately invented a new sword technique.

Master of the Mind: When I put that pumpkin lantern on my head, it was as if I received some kind of insight and inspiration. My years-long bottleneck broke in an instant, and my cultivation soared.

Some puppy-eyed guy: Mm-hmm, Jiujiu is the best!

Su Jiujiu: No, do all those compliments actually help? Why don't you just eat them!

Blurb for the preorder story My Tail, Give Me One [Apocalypse]:

Bai Xiaohu was born a nine-tailed fox, proud of her nine glossy, fluffy tails. But when she underwent her heavenly tribulation, the lightning blasted every last tail away, leaving her with nothing but a bare backside.

Bai Xiaohu was stunned, depressed, and heartbroken. She searched the whole world for a way to make her tails grow back.

She remembered a pitiful little white cat she'd met a thousand years earlier. To help him transform, she gave him nine of her tail hairs, helping him become a nine-tailed cat. His tails came from the same source as hers. If he was willing to give her one, she could graft it onto her backside!

So she began searching everywhere for the nine-tailed cat, only to discover that, for some reason, he hadn't joined the ranks of the immortals. Instead, he had been reincarnated as a human over and over, and the world he lived in was overrun with demonic energy and on the verge of collapse. He himself was covered in wounds and on the brink of death.

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As the leader of the top mercenary squad in the Apocalypse, Lu E is both respected and feared by everyone. One day, a young woman joins his team.

The girl is delicate and adorable, but she's ferocious when fighting zombies. Her one flaw is that she always stares at his backside.

Unable to take it any longer, Lu E corners her. "What exactly are you looking at?"

To his surprise, the girl looks at him with tear-filled eyes. "Where's your tail?"

Later, while protecting his girl, Lu E unleashes his bloodline power and reveals nine tails. The girl finally gathers her courage and tugs on his sleeve, eyes brimming with tears. "Your tail... will you give me one?"

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