In this eccentric prehistoric world, single gods and immortals are everywhere. The big shots can't stand it anymore and kick out a whole bunch of them who are just taking up space.
And so, the following unusual couples fall in love:
1. A super vain little peacock x an incredibly adorable little chicken
2. A phoenix who falls in love at first sight x a doe-eyed girl with long lashes
3. A dragon who loves S&M x a flat-chested, flat-bottomed shield
4. A clingy, straightforward, academically struggling qilin x a cold-faced, awkward, top-student bat
5. A genuinely sun-born, pampered little Golden Crow x the Sun's son, a big golden retriever
6. A seductive, ruin-the-country nine-tailed fox x a kiwi who says one thing and means another
7. A patriotic, flower-loving rabbit with face blindness x Brooklyn's finest
8. A lightning incarnation who's summoned every day x a blond prince who attracts lightning in his daily life
9. A Teng Snake who ships couples until the end, then breaks them up in person x a green-eyed little princess who loves causing chaos
10. A straightforward Taotie who loves gardening x a wheelchair-using professor with stunning looks
11. A dramatic black lotus playing the part of an innocent white lotus in a melodramatic tragedy x the ultimate scumbag, the Iron King
12. A demon-realm general who skips the talk and throws a punch x a Joker who lives for games
Treat this story's universe as an anonymous parallel universe. No timeline, no out-of-character warnings. Thanks!
Please add my other sweet and satisfying crossover with the DC and Marvel universes to your collection. It has a 10,000-word preview!
Nezha drops into a new world and discovers that everyone here is so friendly. They support him in establishing a new dynasty and also support him in overthrowing the old regime.
His teammates are so easy to work with that Nezha accidentally unifies the whole world~
He even takes in quite a few outer disciples, leaving behind his teachings =^ω^=
Nezha: Next, do I conquer the stars and the seas?
The people who help establish the new dynasty: The Iron King has already sold his entire family into servitude.
Supporters of overthrowing the old regime: The Hydra army has already been brainwashed.
Members of the global federal council: All the superheroes have left the chat.
No, someone still can't leave!
A certain red cape desperately grabs Nezha's little foot: You can't keep causing trouble! You'll get us all in trouble!
A certain man in black: I've found a way to send you home. Hurry up and go!
After finally sending the peace-loving Nezha home, the superheroes think they can catch their breath, only to find...
He's back again! And again! And again!
Nezha: Supers, doesn't that guy in the white cape look a little like you?
Superman: Falls silent.
Nezha: Bats, you're such a wild thing when you were young... Mmph...
Bats (blindfolding him and covering his mouth): This is way too embarrassing.
Facing superheroes from parallel universes, different points in time, with different faces and allegiances, Nezha says: Interested in meeting...
The superheroes: Thanks, not interested! Please go home already!
The first half follows Nezha as he mixes with the superhero world, founds a nation, unifies the globe, and clashes with the entire universe. Pure, satisfying fun. The second half is all about everyday life, saving, pushing and pulling, warmth, and knocking sense into twisted superheroes. Sweet, sweet, sweet.
Important note: This is Nezha from the prehistoric mythology setting, not the movie! The romance mostly comes in the second half. Feel free to pick a favorite in the first half, since I have trouble making choices.
Senior Brother: Nezha, do you know why your father's Exquisite Pagoda has seven floors?
Nezha: Yeah. It's for locking up readers who don't add this story to their collections.
Theme: Heroes remain heroes when nurtured with sweetness.
Why is this book locked?
For several years, I have been waiting for the next chapter to finish updating this book, but why has it been locked? My hope is completely shattered. I don't know if I will be able to wait for an update in my lifetime.
It's been a year, ma'am! Help!
Want to see, want to see, want to see, want to see, want to see, want to see
A trap... A trap? Qwq
Seeing kiwi fruit reminds me of Jiang Ziya hahahahahaha
I was still waiting for Master Nini and Professor
Dear author, it's almost November, don't you plan to update it?
More ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!! Update ah ah ah ah ah ah! /Howl
Don't pity my little wallet. I really want to spend money. Why don't you change it?