Ordered to Marry by the High King

Name: Ordered to Marry by the High King
Author: Eight Cups of Water a Day

大王叫我去出嫁

by Eight Cups of Water a Day (一天八杯水)

Status: Completed
Length: 287k Words
Genre: Baihe (GL)
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 1y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

The mountain lord is so furious that the chickens at the foot of the mountain are nearly all gone that she orders the fox to become a nun.

Why? She wants the fox to eat more vegetables, cultivate herself, and stop causing trouble.

But the fox hears “get married” instead of “become a nun.” She gets herself all cleaned up, grabs her bundle, and heads off to find another mountain king.

She sweet-talks, swindles, and schemes, doing everything she can until she finally climbs into the king’s bed. Before the bed’s even warmed up, she’s thrown right back out.

The little mountain patrol demon is so scared she nearly loses her soul. “Don’t mess with a tiger’s backside!”

Theme: Stay true to yourself and keep moving forward.

Other names

The King Says I’m to Be Married OffEarlier English title

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