Will [Football] Clubs Wag Their Tails?

When Lin Min, the young master of the Chongyang Group, was 27 years old, he received a small club from the English Championship as a birthday gift. After Lin Min returned home, he found that in the living room, in addition to the football team's equity certificate, there was a young man with pointed ears and a fluffy gray tail—— "I'm Wolverhampton Wanderers! Although everyone calls me Wolf, you can just call me Wulf." He stared at his big round yellow eyes, and the fluffy tail on his back swung a few times, "Are you my boss?" Lin Min, who loves plush stuff, almost fainted from happiness! Abba will definitely throw money at you! Let's get promoted to the Premier League in one year, play in the Europa League in two years, play in the Champions League in three years, and win the league title in seven years, okay? The clubs all have their human forms. For example, Real Madrid is a rich and handsome guy. His favorite thing to do is to walk around Europe in a sexy white suit. For example, Arsenal is an artistic young man with droopy eyes who always looks sad and makes a cold joke whenever he opens his mouth. For example, Liverpool is a healthy young man who is always full of energy, but when fighting with him, it is best not to punch him three times first. For example, Bayern Munich is a handsome man who occasionally shows his bear ears. He has always been economical in spending money and is currently focusing on playing drifting duck. Instructions for consumption: 1. The club is personified, the CP has not been determined, please buy shares 2. Everyone has a different image of the club. My personification is just a family opinion. There are many people who play this way. Long comments are welcome. 3. Everyone has different attributes, so I will try my best to be objective. *But Kroenke will still be hacked.