The Tang Dynasty's Greatest Wine-and-Meat Monk

This humble monk's dharma name is Xuanmeng. I used to be a proud monk player, and I was damn good at being the formation's main tank. Everyone in the raid called me the "Holy Monk" (the one who kept chugging potions). Now, I am the junior fellow disciple of Xuanzang, the Tang Dynasty's greatest monk. I have no lofty dreams. I just want to eat chilled watermelon and drink ice-cold cola during the height of summer in the Tang Dynasty. Could Your Majesty grant this humble monk permission to travel west and look for watermelon seeds? If that's not possible, then I'll have to ask my senior brother to pick some up for me along his journey west. I enjoy a little wine and a big hunk of meat. My only wish is for peace throughout the land, bumper harvests, plenty of wine, and meat on every table. [My new story is now open for preorders!] My upcoming book: "The Whole Interstellar World Is Waiting for My New Song" by Yuan Wu Tian Ya Synopsis: After transmigrating, Luo Shi finds himself three thousand years in the future, in the interstellar era, with the ability to make songs affect reality. One song, "Beastmen," ends a century-long war between the beastmen. One song, "Chengdu," brings pandas, long extinct, back to the interstellar world. One song, "Cultivation," gives humanity, dead last in the interstellar rankings of martial prowess, the ability to cultivate immortality and fly on swords. The whole interstellar world is waiting for Luo Shi to release a new song, while Luo Shi is at home cuddling cats. "How about we sing meow meow meow together, sweetie?" The white cat transforms into a human, rolls over, and pins Luo Shi beneath him, his sky-blue eyes fixed on Luo Shi. "Meow." I'd also like to recommend a story by my friend "Master Chef Tang Sanzang" by Diwang Gong Taizi They say one bite of Tang Sanzang's meat can make a demon immortal, so the demons eagerly rubbed their hands together, waiting for him to walk right into their trap. Who could have guessed that Tang Sanzang was nothing like the helpless, weakling monk in the rumors? The demons were all beaten flat. Xuanzang: "Amitabha. This humble Daoist is actually a lover of peace." The demons, who had been beaten up and robbed: "Boo!!" Theme: Change the Tang Dynasty one small step at a time, strengthen the country through science and technology, and witness the flourishing age of the Tang Dynasty.