HP: It's Not Easy Being a Good Son

Everything Father says is right, so I must support him with all my might! Everything Father does is right, so I must be the first to leap into action! Everything Father hates is bad, so I must despise it with all my heart! Everything Father likes is good, but he must never get a stepmother! For the sake of Father's good looks, I have to remind him to bathe every day. For the sake of Father's figure, I have to set an alarm to remind him to exercise. For the sake of Father's hobbies, I have to work hard and earn enough to support the family. For the sake of Father's life, I have to make Voldemort get off this planet! Dear Father, I will be a good son! They say the blurb is cute enough, but doesn't really get to the point. I gave it some thought and decided to add another one. Hmm, straight to the point, straight to the point. Sean was conceived during a one-night stand between his mother and father. At his mother's dying wish, Sean sets out to find his father. The only clue he has is a memory of his father, as recalled by his mother. A memory of his parents making love on a dark and stormy night. When his father emerges from the Pensieve with a twisted face and glares at him viciously, Sean finally succeeds in recognizing his father. Clenching his little fists, he silently vows, "I will be a good son!" Serious disclaimer: This is not a father-son pairing.