Mr. Wei, Please Flirt Responsibly!

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Story blurb:

1. Lu Tiaotiao discovers a superfan among her Weibo followers, someone who follows only her.

The fan not only comments every day, but also disses other fans who leave messages saying they love her.

Soon, the private messages and comments Lu Tiaotiao receives most often are all about this superfan reporting so-and-so again.

For Mr. Wei, a middle-aged internet novice, the most frustrating part of every day is scrolling through Lu Tiaotiao's Weibo. Every post has fans professing their love for her, and he can't report them all fast enough.

Until one day, Lu Tiaotiao posts a picture of their little red marriage certificate and tags Mr. Wei.

Lu Tiaotiao's fans burst into tears. So all you have to do to win your darling over is become her biggest fan!

Mr. Wei happily reads the comments from the loathsome people criticizing him and replies to each one: "Dream on."

2. Lu Tiaotiao and Wei Qian can't stand each other from the moment they meet on a blind date.

Looking at Wei Qian as he approaches her, Lu Tiaotiao says, "Mr. Wei, you're old enough to know better. Show some respect!"

Wei Qian grins wickedly. "Respect? Aren't you the one who's been going out of your way to offer yourself up?"

So Lu Tiaotiao punctures Wei Qian's tires, and Wei Qian makes trouble for Lu Tiaotiao.

The two go further and further down the road of sabotaging each other.

Then one day, Miss Lu becomes Mrs. Wei, and it's time to settle the score.

Other completed stories: You're My Secret [Showbiz] and Not Working Today [Showbiz]

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