My Convenience Store Has a Deity-Delivery System

Just as Ling Xiao's convenience store is on the verge of going out of business, she is suddenly bound to a Divine Immortal Supply System.

The System provides her with all kinds of products from the Three Realms, in exchange for nothing but human faith.

As the convenience store takes off, rumors about it grow increasingly outlandish:

“At first, I thought it was just an ordinary ballpoint pen. Then I had a fever during an exam, but when I held it, my mind cleared and I came in first!”

“Who says convenience stores only sell frozen, pre-made food? You haven't tried the food at Ling Xiao's convenience store, especially the bamboo-shoot-and-duck buns and oden. Tsk, tsk, tsk...”

“I have to buy a cup of her floral fruit tea every day. Look at me, my acne marks and dark circles are gone, and I've been feeling better lately. It must have health benefits!”

Today's products from the System: [South Sea Purple Bamboo Spring Bamboo Shoot Buns, God of Cookery's Handmade Oden, Floral Fruit Tea from the Fairies of the Hundred Flowers Palace, Shennong's Potato Chips and Eight-Treasure Congee, Ballpoint Pens from Wenchang Temple on Qiqu Mountain, Sweet Osmanthus Hair and Body Care Set from the Supreme Yin Star Lord...]

Ling Xiao turns off the System and smiles at the customer she specifically brought in: “Don't believe everything you read online. We're a perfectly ordinary convenience store.”

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Ling Xiao has been a little worried lately. The System isn't content with supplying products anymore. It's started sending employees, too!

Customers complain that the staff changes too often, and that employees of all ages and genders keep claiming to be the manager's relatives.

They always grab customers and proudly announce, “I'm Ling Xiao's third uncle/two-aunt/eldest nephew...”

At times like these, the handsome, pale-skinned cashier always has to make a few sarcastic remarks.

The immortals of the Three Realms are furious and gang up to file complaints about Ling Xiao.

Every time, the pale, handsome guy turns into a tiny Pomeranian with horns on its head, then aloofly jumps into Ling Xiao's arms and lets her pet him to her heart's content.

The Lady Houtu wants to confront them, but the Great Emperor of Fengdu pulls her away to restock the shelves;

The Five Gods of Fortune, Prosperity, Longevity, Happiness, and Wealth stroke their beards and pretend not to see, then go chat with customers and hand out blessings;

The Mountain Spirit seizes the chance to slack off and sneaks away to go shopping and get her nails done;

Only the Matchmaker, trembling and clutching a red thread, heads straight for Ling Xiao and the others...

Ling Xiao looks contentedly at the thriving, harmonious scene in the store, deeply gratified.

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Turning misfortune into fortune, Ling Xiao pets the “Pomeranian” and sighs:

“A divine beast's fur really is so smooth and soft. It'd be even better if you grew a big tail!”

The Pomeranian Ling Xiao is staring at suddenly speaks, mortified and furious: “No way!”

Theme: Hard work brings wealth