The Shanhai General Store

A strange shop has opened on the street corner. It's mysterious and fantastical: it has animals found only in mythology, as well as all sorts of bizarre delicacies. Blurb 1: The delicacies of the Classic of Mountains and Seas have magical powers. They can let you catch turtles in the five oceans and pluck the moon from the ninth heaven. Fly through the sky, burrow underground, and remain unharmed by water and fire. Blurb 2: Vermilion Herb, a magical red plant, makes an excellent drink for showing off your wealth and acting cool. (If you're fabulously wealthy, or consider gold and jade no better than dirt, we recommend Vermilion Herb. Squeeze it for juice, toss in some gold and jade, and you'll get golden nectar and jade liquor. P.S. This is the celestial nectar that only the Queen Mother of the West in Heaven can drink.) Blurb 3: If you're lazy, so lazy you only eat the part of a biscuit hanging around your neck that's right in front of your chest, the shopkeeper strongly recommends Bowel-Cleansing Rice. It's 33 centimeters long and 16.5 centimeters wide, like a giant winter melon. Eat one grain and you won't feel hungry for a year. A must-have for lazybones :) Little Scene 1 The greatest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor standing right in front of you and not knowing that I love you, but having a button and its buttonhole right within reach, yet being unable to fasten them together. Want to be slimmer? Want to be beautiful? Want to get rid of that barrel waist in just one month? Want the freckles on your face to obediently disappear? Here, none of that has to remain a dream! Yanmù, the holy fruit of beauty and weight loss, just 998 for one! Take it home for 998! A tiny waist is here, the freckles are gone. Women eat it to win the man of their dreams, men buy it to become goddesses. Ahem, I mean, girlfriends eat it and all become goddesses! Theme: The world is a better place because of her