My Roommate Isn't Human

1. Silly Blurb:

After finally escaping the misery of middle school, Jiang Yan is ready to enjoy the wonderful freedom of dorm life in high school. But while moving in, he accidentally steps into Dorm 250, and from then on begins a ridiculous life of pretending to be a cowardly nobody at night and an outrageously cool powerhouse by day.

Dorm Life:

"Want to go catch flying beasts for dinner tonight?"

"I'm in!"

"Sure, whatever."

"I... I'll stay in the dorm and keep watch for you!"

"Fourth Bro's a good guy. Here's the ruby I got yesterday!"

"I just brewed a potion that gives you superhuman strength. It's yours!"

"Third Bro doesn't have anything good, so I'll give you this invisibility cloak!"

2. Serious Blurb:

"What do I care about all the people in the world? I just want them to live!"

A heads-up:

The main plot starts slowly at first. The major storyline begins in Chapter 83, so if that bothers you, please don't read.

New novel: I Found an All-Purpose Kitty

Nan Wu has lived in an orphanage for as long as she can remember.

She is frail and sickly, and spends most of her time lying in a shabby little bed, watching the other children happily play in the sunshine through a hole in the wall. Eventually, though, even her eyes go blind.

Nan Wu thinks this is how her life will end. But at the very last moment, she suddenly hears the sound of hurried footsteps and a strange voice in her mind.

--Aaaaah! I have to save Wu Wu!

Then a little black cat leaps onto the orphanage windowsill.

[I wasn't going to save you, but I need your strength now. Give me your heart, and I'll make you the most powerful person in the world.]

Nan Wu thinks it over, then asks, "Does that mean I'll be able to get out of bed?"

[Yes.]

--Not only will I get Wu Wu out of bed, I'll send her soaring through the sky! But I'm too weak right now. It'll probably take a long, long time to make her better. No, no, from now on I'll train hard and give Wu Wu everything best in the world!

Nan Wu smiles and teases him.

"Will I be able to see the stars and moon again, and the orphanage director, and you?"

[...Yes.]

--Aaaaah! Wu Wu wants to see me! She really does like me best!

"Hehe, I accept. Thank you, Big Brother Kitty."

The black cat's ears itch.

[Not Big Brother. Call me Your Excellency.]

--Aaaaah! Wu Wu called me Big Brother! I'm on top of the world!

Listening to the little black cat's thoughts, Nan Wu feels around until she finds the candy she has been saving and offers it to him. Then, imitating the way the orphanage director used to comfort her, she kisses his little ear.

"Thank you, Your Excellency Kitty."

Theme: Boundless compassion