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After graduating from college, Lu Jianqing accidentally entered an education school called "Yinjian" and became the school's new teacher.
On her first day at work, before Lu Jianqing entered the classroom, she saw her student floating in the air with the same face of a long-dead writer in the textbook, pointing at her newly bought textbook and saying incompetently and furiously: "Nonsense! I didn't mean this when I wrote this article! I never said that!"
Lu Jianqing: "???"
I feel like there's something wrong with the students I'm teaching.
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At first, the school's local ghosts thought that there was nothing special about the new teacher except that she was good-looking and could cook. They could just scare her away.
Until they saw with their own eyes that she could easily round and flatten ghosts who wanted to cause trouble, remove the heads of evil spirits and use them as balls to kick, and even break the bloody teeth of zombies with her bare hands...
Native ghosts: "..."
Gan! What's going on with this living person? In fact, she is the evil ghost, right? !
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Many years later, the outstanding graduate ghost pointed at Lu Jianqing's photo and taught the younger generations: "Do you know who the person in the whole world should not be messed with the most?"
"Is it His Majesty the Ghost Emperor?"
"Of course not." The ghosts who had been whipped by "Five Years of Being a Ghost, Three Years of Simulation" had tears in their eyes: "It's his wife!"
Heroine: When you stare into the abyss, the abyss is also staring into you
Ghosts: When did you fucking change your name to Abyss? ? !
Food guide:
1. The supernatural Su Shuangsha glyphs and many private settings related to ghosts and gods, please do not go into details.
2. The hostess Milu Ziye, the force value is very unscientific
3. Also known as ###Am I tearing up the ghosts with my hands today? Don't worry, I'll tear it apart#
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"All the paper people I raised ran out"
As a little phoenix who became a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, Lu Kou thought she was studying hard to revitalize the demon world. However, before she could graduate, the promised iron rice bowl collapsed due to the poor management of the senior demon. She was so depressed that she had to sell her pants on the street to make money.
Lu Kou: "..."
It is so difficult to be a demon, and it seems that I can hardly support the paper person on my phone. I can only make extra money by appearing in adventure (suicide) variety shows to maintain my life like this.
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At first, netizens who accidentally clicked on the show thought they were watching an ordinary variety show about supernatural adventures and science.
Until later——
Netizen A: I saw with my own eyes that big snake sticking out its tongue and singing Allegro while asking people for money. How on earth does it look like a mechanical snake?
Netizen B:? Where did you find the extras? Why does the chef in the back kitchen look so much like my deceased aunt? !
Netizen C: The crew of the above programs can still quibble, but what about the man next to Lu Kou who slashed an entire abandoned apartment with a sword, the dragon that spits out gold at every turn, and the little boy playing with a skull! ! !
Lu Kou: ... This is the only one I can't explain.
After all, before she played the game, no one told her that her paper figures could run out of the game and chase her to raise them!
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In another world, the proud son of an immortal sect who was once a proud man fell into the dirt with all his muscles and bones. The golden dragon that was supposed to soar in the sky was trapped in the abyss and was dying. The young demon boy who was supposed to be wanton in this life was bereft of his relatives and became helpless.
They fell to the deepest point, thinking that they could no longer see any light, but someone stubbornly lifted them up from the darkness and illuminated their entire world.
Lu Kou thought he was just playing a game.
She didn't know what ambitions her "paper figures" had for her.
——I want to see her, protect her, stay in the same world with her, and send the best and most precious things to her.
——I want to have a home with her.
"How can I make people who are overly protective of me understand that I am actually not a pathetic little person who can be knocked down at the first push?" "Later, many monsters and monsters recalled the fear of being dominated by good people from the mainland that day..." "What? Why don't we resist, you ask? It's so funny that I can't beat him at all!
Purpose: No matter where you are, remember to study hard