A Reemployment Guide for Metaphysical Masters

[Complete] Blurb One: Lu Jianshen, a big shot in the cultivation world, woke up from a nap to discover that his temple had collapsed, his bastard of a master had run off, and the Bureau's people would chase him down if he tried to set up a fortune-telling stall on the street. Even the monks who rang bells at temples now needed proper bachelor's degrees! Lu Jianshen, a country bumpkin with no money, no household registration, and no education: ... But no matter. Fortune-telling, feng shui, talismans, ghost hunting: as long as he maxed out his skills, he'd still be a winner in life, even in a different era. To that, Lu Jianshen said, "Bullshit! Have you ever seen a winner in life forced to do practice exams?" The ghosts in the back hills wept bitterly: We never imagined that even after dying, we'd be dragged off to help people with their! home! work! Can ghosts get some rights these days or not? Blurb Two: Netizen A: After sharing that popular Lu the Half-Immortal, this unlucky lottery loser won 5,000 yuan! Unbelievable! Netizen B: Me, me, me! I just went to pay my respects on her Weibo, and ran into my male idol as soon as I stepped outside! Netizen C: Pay your respects to the great immortal, turn your luck around! Someone: There's something I want to ask for, too. I wonder if Master Lu can make my wish come true? Lu Jianshen: What do you want? Someone: You! Reading Guide: A paranormal episodic story. The heroine's combat power is off the charts, and the hero is a drama queen. Half the metaphysical details are researched, and half are made up. The relevant talismans and scriptures are quoted from educational sources, so please don't overanalyze them. Maximum sweetness, maximum fun. I'm rolling around begging you to follow and save my author page. XOXO My completed novel, So Lovely Are You: A cunning wolf who plays the pig to eat the tiger vs. a sweet, soft, sensible girl. My completed novel, You're My Strawberry Cake: A beautiful, sweet-voiced pastry chef vs. a criminal psychology expert. Theme: