His name was Psyduck, but Alan never imagined that one day he would actually turn into one.
And not just any Pokemon, but the only one in the entire world.
Psyduck felt a lot of pressure about that. To protect this world's one and only rare animal, he decided to find himself a long-term meal ticket.
Tony Stark, once America's richest arms dealer and now its richest superhero, got taken advantage of by an ugly duck who clung to his leg and wouldn't let go. As a pet, it was completely useless:
It ate a lot, slept a lot, was lazy, clingy, and forgetful, and suffered from migraines.
It couldn't take its eyes off a beautiful woman.
And, despite being a duck, it couldn't swim...
Tony had no idea what this stupid duck could do besides make him angry.
Oh, and later he discovered that whenever the duck got a headache, it exploded.
(メ`ロ?)/ What on earth is the point of keeping a duck like this!
