[Wuxia Crossover] I'm Just a Doctor

[The cover shows the characters as I imagine them. Full character art is on Weibo: Jinjiang Nanta] [I don't recommend making baseless plagiarism accusations. You'll just get stared at like a monkey.] [This story is primarily from the bottom's perspective. This story is primarily from the bottom's perspective. This story is primarily from the bottom's perspective. Important, so I'm saying it three times! Gu Shuli is the bottom! The top falls for him at first sight.] [If you like Li Tanhua, don't come in. We're not a good match.] Mischievous, sharp-tongued, and shameless Gu Shuli x dark and wild Ninth Young Master After arriving in a martial arts world, Gu Shuli finally gets his wish and becomes the most famous miracle doctor. But rumors spread that he also has a secret recipe that cures every illness and keeps people young forever. Soon, villains of every stripe come after him, all demanding that he hand it over. Gu Shuli slams down his brush. "You're forcing me to abandon medicine and take up martial arts!" Everyone: "Hand over the recipe and we'll spare your life." Gu Shuli: "You think I'm just a doctor who only knows how to stick needles in people?" The Ninth Young Master, standing nearby, hears this and his eyes light up. He strips off his shirt, baring his chest. "Stick them in me! Come on, stick them in me!" Gu Shuli: *So startled that he drops his brush.jpg* Later... Gu Shuli: "They're not after my peerless beauty or my martial arts manual. They just want the cure-all. Do you think there's something wrong with them?" Ninth Young Master: "When you told Li Tanhua's Brother Long, 'If there'd been a peanut in front of you, you wouldn't have gotten this drunk,' I knew that no matter how beautiful you are, they wouldn't be lusting after your looks." Gu Shuli: "Look at this jade, then say that again." Ninth Young Master: "..." [My upcoming story]: Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio: I Don't Heal the Living. Love medicine or don't, but don't harass the doctor. [My friend's story]: I Took the Initiative and Broke the Male Lead's Character by Zhu Junling: The heroine's knight and prince pedal off on a bicycle Theme: