After the day she was kicked in the brain, Xie Yaoyao vaguely remembered that she was a domineering young lady from a cultivation family.
He is the eldest disciple of Qianyuan Sword Lord, and the proud man with the highest cultivation talent.
But she felt that she was Long Aotian with a counterattack script in hand, or the best swordsman in the world who only had the sword in his heart, or a delicate and frail girl in the boudoir, or even more so, a famous detective with extremely strong reasoning ability.
Forget it, there are too many characters, let's randomly pick one in the future. After completely wondering what kind of person she is, Xie Yaoyao chose to be a complete loser.
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After Xie Yaoyao was kicked off the abyss cliff by a magic weapon in the secret realm that day, her golden elixir was completely shattered, her spiritual roots were damaged, and all her cultivation was reduced to nothing. Basically, the entire sect was waiting to see the senior sister's jokes and her fiancé coming to break off the engagement.
The day of breaking off the engagement
Xie Yaoyao said in front of everyone: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
Then, Xie Yaoyao drew her sword and said: "Women... No, men shouldn't use swords. If you use a sword, you are not a man!"
Then, a sword intent was released, and everyone in the audience knelt on the ground. Xie Yaoyao said: "If heaven had not given birth to me, Xie Yaoyao, the way of swordsmanship would be like a long night. There are three million sword immortals in the sky, and they must lower their eyebrows when they see me."
Everyone kneeling on the ground: Do you have the ability to say this again in front of your master?
Later, Xie Yaoyao was invited to drink tea by her master. As soon as she entered the hall, she saw the crying little junior sister. She immediately said delicately: "If I had known she was coming, I wouldn't have come."
Qianyuan Sword Master frowned: "What are you talking about?"
Xie Yaoyao: "She will come today, and I will come tomorrow. Wouldn't it be fun to stagger it like this?"
After Xie Yaoyao felt that she was sick, she lived a very happy life, until one day her master came out of seclusion and summoned her to ask her what kendo was.
Hearing this, Xie Yaoyao stood up with her sword and said proudly: There is no man in my heart, so when I draw my sword, it will be natural. On the first page of the sword manual, kill the person you like first!
The master gritted his teeth when he heard this and said: My dear Yaoyao, you are so kind. Have you now turned to the ruthless path and prepared to abandon your husband and son?
Xie Yaoyao's eyes widened: It's not me, I don't have it, don't talk nonsense!
Finally, Xie Yaoyao madly explained: The last page of the sword manual is posted by her husband!
Foot Shu: A donkey-like monster in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
Reading guide:
Long Aotian's quotations come from the Internet. The heroine with missing brainstem and her crazy green tea lover are weak and unable to take care of themselves (in the eyes of the heroine), bg. The word "male wife" here is an adjective. Don't put any label on me. If you don't like it, you don't have to watch it. Please don't hurt me.
Pre-released article: "Junior Sister Goldfinger is a Dog-blooded Terrier"
Copywriting:
Xie Yanyan was transformed into an outer disciple of a large sect, and was responsible for sweeping the open space in front of the sect's hall every day. The heroine's love and hatred had nothing to do with her. Her talent could only lead to a long life, so she could just eat and wait for death with peace of mind.
Until the protagonist's story affected her senior fellow apprentice who was also a sweeper. In order to prevent the senior fellow who was very kind to her from becoming cannon fodder, Xie Yanyan's late golden finger was finally delivered.
Xie Yanyan: Senior brother, don't panic! I will write you the most ridiculous characters and the most ridiculous jokes for you!
So at the critical moment, Xie Yanyan wrote the word "disabled boss" in his notebook. His senior brother avoided the fate of being cannon fodder for the male and female protagonists but also managed to get into a wheelchair.
Senior brother who originally wanted to fake his own death but failed and was forced to sit in a wheelchair:? ? ?
Xie Yanyan: Senior brother, don't worry. I'm here and I will never let you be bullied. Do you like the break-up style or the waste material counter-attack style? I can also give you the buff of "I can't help but control my destiny", so even a useless person can reach the top of the Immortal Path.
Senior brother in a wheelchair: Why do I think you are persecuting me?
The copy was taken as a screenshot on October 9, 2022.
Mission: Even if life is difficult, face it with a smile
Reader comments
At such a young age, he has the charm of Ango and Toru Amuro.
You bad guy, did you just remember to update? The trap I fell into last year during the Chinese New Year, you bad guy, look how long it is until this year's Chinese New Year, I've been waiting for you all my youth (T▽T)
The cold and charming beauty with a poisonous mouth...
Don't be fooled, Daddy! I have been following your articles since junior high school! Why don't you give me a HE for your real name?
Support! ! Come on come on
The writing is beautiful! Hope you stick with it until the end!
Although when I first read the text, I was thinking, "I want to see how outrageous and outrageous this article is," but the plot is magical but a little bit silly, the main and supporting characters have excellent personalities, and the logic is self-consistent and reasonable. The article seems outrageous, but the more I read it, the more I read [laughing]
I will keep following up for updates, so keep up the good work! [Come on]
Everyone knows this author. He may have to change tracks. The process is very unpleasant. Plq has mentioned the specific situation, but I want to say that the article is still readable. It is not targeted at heartless people like me.
At such a young age, he has the charm of Ango and Toru Amuro.
You bad guy, did you just remember to update? The trap I fell into last year during the Chinese New Year, you bad guy, look how long it is until this year's Chinese New Year, I've been waiting for you all my youth (T▽T)
The cold and charming beauty with a poisonous mouth...
Don't be fooled, Daddy! I have been following your articles since junior high school! Why don't you give me a HE for your real name?
Support! ! Come on come on
The writing is beautiful! Hope you stick with it until the end! Although when I first read the text, I was thinking, "I want to see how outrageous and outrageous this article is," but the plot is magical but a little bit silly, the main and supporting characters have excellent personalities, and the logic is self-consistent and reasonable. The article seems outrageous, but the more I read it, the more I read [laughing] I will keep following up for updates, so keep up the good work! [Come on]
Everyone knows this author. He may have to change tracks. The process is very unpleasant. Plq has mentioned the specific situation, but I want to say that the article is still readable. It is not targeted at heartless people like me.
Please update it quickly. It looks great.
How did this man know he was so mean?
[Purple Sugar] kswl wants to see the back part
No more updates, madam?