[Western Crossover] Bad Spider and Good Robin

Warning: This is a crack fic! Warning: This is a crack fic! OOC ahead. If you can't handle that, please turn back.

One day, Gotham City's newest hotheaded Robin suddenly switched souls with a rookie vigilante from New York, a spider-kid who still smelled of milk!

Damian: Beating people up is awesome. Spider powers are pretty cool.

(At the same time, Jarvis, keeping an eye on the new hero: Sir, I think you should watch this video.

Spider-Demon beats the crap out of □□ / Kingpin / the Lizard / Doctor Octopus / ...avi.

Tony, who'd been planning to recruit the new hero: ...Well, this kid is interesting.

And he's planning to call over the Captain, who's watching nearby, to give the kid a little lesson on "how to control and use your powers.")

Peter: trembling.jpg

Batman: disapproving look.jpg Who are you?

A ring of Bat-kids stand ready around him.

The rookie vigilante, trapped with no way out, is close to tears.

I-I'm Peter Parker. I live in Queens, New York. I go to Midtown High. I don't have many hobbies. I just put on a mask every night and go out as New York's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, catching thieves and helping old ladies cross the street...

And just like that, the little spider was hauled into the Batcave for questioning.

Peter: Why is that guy who calls himself Red Robin filming me the whole time?

(Tim: Obviously, so I can tease Damian about it when he gets back.)

Please note:

* The timeline is a mess, and the characters are out of character.

* The plot is all over the place. This was a stress-relief idea I came up with during my senior year of high school.

* Updates are irregular because of school.

* I mostly just wanted to indulge in some mischief.