[Bungo Stray Dogs] After the Former Port Mafia Executive Tried to Scam Me

After the government was dismantled, Jiang Shangyuan Fei Niao returned to Yokohama with an entire Honmaru's worth of corrupted sword warriors and koban, ready to start a wonderful new life.

But before long, her ex-boyfriend, a man named Dazai, showed up at her door to complain:

"I never agreed to break up like that! Fei Niao, you made me wait all these years! Now that you're back, you need to make it up to me!"

Jiang Shangyuan Fei Niao refused him with absolute resolve, grumbling to herself:

You have some nerve asking me to make it up to you, you lousy man. Why didn't you turn into the dog you hate so much?

She had the sword warriors "see" Dazai Osamu out. The moment Jiang Shangyuan Fei Niao had shut the door behind him, she heard scratching.

She opened it and saw:

A fluffy little black-faced Ragdoll kitten tumbling around on the doorstep, with the clothes Dazai had been wearing scattered on the floor.

Well, he hadn't turned into a dog. He'd turned into a cat.

And now Dazai-cat was waving his paws at the sword warriors, who were grinning ominously.

Jiang Shangyuan Fei Niao: ...?

Dazai-cat: Meow.

So what kind of new scam was this?

1. Still a silly comedy. Don't argue, just have fun and laugh.

2. I promised a groveling ex who can't win her back, and that's exactly what you'll get.

3. Weibo: @Hardcore Green Tea, One Biscuit

4. No ranking comparisons or personal attacks, please.

Theme: Love and growth.