A Child Is Just an Accident in Front of the Double Blacks (Crossover)

My name is Zhongyuan Wenya.

You probably won't believe me, but I have to tell you: my parents are both men.

My dad is Zhongyuan Zhongya, and my mom is Dazai Osamu.

Yes, they're both male.

In this malicious ABO world, they somehow turned me from a cute girl into a cute girl with a real dick.

Every day, I have to face my parents' public displays of affection and hug my weak little self.

#How to live better at home when your parents are this lovey-dovey: learn to love yourself#

At least I have a younger brother, so things haven't come to that.

Speaking of which, I have to say my dad really is something. Everyone in the family is an Alpha except Mom, who's an Omega.

...Later, I, whose sole source of joy was schadenfreude, got thrown into a parallel world.

Ah, you killed me 8_(:з"∠)_

…Reading Notes…

1. Important: After the heroine is thrown into a parallel world, she's a normal girl brimming with dominant energy (pay attention).

2. Updates are irregular (feel free to wait until it's complete; I absolutely won't abandon it).