The Entire Demon Realm Speaks Northeastern Chinese

[Immortal Venerable gong, Demon Venerable shou. The gong is a camera, so the story has many perspectives, but the protagonist is the shou seen through his lens]

Ming Xi, Demon Venerable and the legendary most beautiful person in the Three Realms, has an otherworldly air and a cool, quiet disposition.

When he says nothing, even the simple act of lowering his eyes in thought is enough to make countless cultivators fall for him.

Unfortunately, the moment he opens his mouth, his admirers are left utterly stunned, their worldview shattered.

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The Immortal and Demon Realms had been locked in war for a hundred years. As luck would have it, both the newly appointed Demon Venerable and Immortal Venerable wanted to put an end to the fighting.

The Immortal Venerable brought his trusted subordinates to the Demon Realm. At a glance, he spotted the cool beauty of a Demon Venerable surrounded by countless demons, and suddenly understood what it meant to fall for someone.

Meanwhile, the Demon Venerable noticed the man opposite him staring at him for ages and finally couldn't help asking, "What're you lookin' at?"

The cool beauty opened his mouth, and out came the purest Northeastern accent.

Immortal Venerable: "..."

The Immortal Venerable, stunned speechless, replied, "What, can't I look at you?"

Everyone from both realms who had come to negotiate: "..." This is going to hell, isn't it!

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Later, the Demon Realm and the Immortal Realm joined forces to face the great calamity threatening the world, forging a deep revolutionary friendship. The Immortal Venerable also began a fierce pursuit of the Demon Venerable.

Shen Xiuheng: "I like you! I like you so damn much! I'll give you the whole world!"

Ming Xi: "Then go on and get it for me."

The people of both realms, repeatedly hit with emotional shockwaves: "..." We really can't watch this anymore, hey!

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A silly, lighthearted comedy. One-on-one romance, happy ending, and a short story of around a hundred thousand characters.

A shameless, dirty-talking, silly Immortal Venerable gong (Shen Xiuheng)

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A Demon Venerable shou who's a cool beauty on the outside and an irritable old bro on the inside (Ming Xi)

[This novel will be available for purchase on February 13. A huge update will drop then~]

Theme: The reason you feel fear and distress is that you deeply love this world.