[Western Crossover] DMC: Bro, Where Are We Going?

I'm back with another strange and wonderful crossover! This time, I'm wreaking havoc on Devil May Cry! One-line summary: After the Sparta twins finish chopping down trees in the Demon World, they're ready to go home and retire. But the Yamato, which is supposed to "open the door," keeps malfunctioning. Yamato: Don't ask. I'm the one taking the blame. The Sparta brothers' family bond: They know, but they don't say. The DVD is locked away, and I swallowed the key! ↓ After a series of warm and friendly traditional Sparta brotherly exchanges, Vergil finally agrees to go back with Dante to his "crummy little office" and experience human life. Dante admits that fighting with his big brother in the Demon World was fun, but as a half-demon who's spent plenty of time among humans, he really misses human-world pizza and strawberry sundaes. More importantly, he needs to bring his brother, whom he's been separated from for years, back home. They've missed too much, but fortunately, they have enough time for his brother to slowly make up for it. They're both broken and have barely managed to put themselves back together. Now it's time to truly heal some of those wounds. But, obviously... "Big bro! You opened the door to the wrong place!!!" Holding a suddenly de-aged Dante, Vergil, who thinks he's weathered every storm and can face anything without flinching, stares at the Avengers, who are arguing up a storm aboard a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier. "...Wow." "Sorry! We came through the wrong door!!!" A Marvel crossover where Dante changes locations, making sure every generation of Dante gets a new story with his big brother x The legendary demon hunter! Dante has arrived! Vergil: You can just go back where you came from.