[FGO + Outlaws] A Guide to Raising a Mad Dog

Jason thinks he's completely innocent. Fine, walking into the wrong room was his fault, but that doesn't mean that guy can just treat him like the owner, right??! This guy who calls himself a Heroic Spirit! Sometimes he's a dangerous Berserker, but most of the time he's like a huge, loyal, rabid dog... Anyway, now that they're forcibly bound together, they need to set some ground rules! Care Instructions: Owner: Red Hood Jason Todd Rabid Dog: Cu Chulainn (Alter), formally known as the King of Rage, or Black Dog for short 1. The Rabid Dog may not appear in an armed state anywhere outside the residence without the owner's permission. 2. The owner must ensure the Rabid Dog gets enough exercise. No keeping him cooped up. 3. Don't just use your so-called Noble Phantasm whenever you feel like it! 4. And you are not allowed to carry the owner bridal-style after your Noble Phantasm makes him weak! 5. Do not interfere with the owner's nighttime work. 6. And don't run out in the middle of the night to look for the owner. 7. To ensure rules 5 and 6 are followed, the owner must provide enough food to meet the King of Rage's mana requirements. 8. Don't call me "Master" in front of the other Bats! Not a single one of them!!! King of Rage: What a pain. But I won't follow any orders that have nothing to do with fighting. ...All right, all right. I'll humor you, for now. You're gradually becoming more considerate, Your Majesty. "Come to think of it, you asked why I showed up here? Ah, probably because this land remembered the fear of being conquered by me. Seeking help from the strong is instinct, right? So here I am."