To break out of her old image, the Disney princess, a triple threat in film, television, and music, reinvented herself with a new album. Her debut single was a sharp turn from her sweet, innocent style, with suggestive, explicit lyrics and a fiery, uninhibited sound.
She belts out, "Sexy alien, I wanna lick your abs."
In the music video, the former American sweetheart wears a skimpy outfit and dances provocatively, flanked by two muscular hunks: one with long blond hair, the other with short black hair.
The problem is, the muscular blond guy wears a red cape and carries a giant hammer, while the short-haired guy is dressed in blue...
Parents around the world were appalled and shook their heads. Teen stars really did always turn bad.
But why couldn't they stop humming it while brushing their teeth or taking a shower?
This song was so catchy!
And it spoke to the hearts of countless people around the world! (?)
It shot straight to the top of the Billboard chart and stayed there for ten weeks!!! From the Avengers to the Justice League, from the building's security guard to the receptionist, everyone was humming it!
"Sexy alien, I wanna lick your abs!"
(Allegedly) Alien No. 1, a certain Superman: "Ahem. I'm not quite used to this."
(Allegedly) Alien No. 2, a certain hammer-wielder: "Brother, please stop singing..."
Fans and spectators: We just want to know, who's the next song about?
[Warnings and Reader's Guide]
1. The music career is the main storyline, with the superhero storyline as a side plot.
2. Wish-fulfillment, overpowered protagonist, and indulgent fluff, with plenty of embellishment and exaggeration.
3. No real-life inspirations.
I think I've made everything that needed clarifying clear. Read according to your preferences, and feel free to drop the story if you don't like it or it isn't your thing. Reading is all about having fun, and I hope this story brings you joy!
Theme: Love art, and keep striving to improve.
