[Western Crossover] The Broke Cafeteria Girl of the Watchtower

Max Black, dessert bar owner, aka lifelong waitress, was making a delivery when she was unlucky enough to be caught in a particle accelerator explosion like the disaster at the S.T.A.R. Labs years ago. She narrowly survived and, like the Flash, gained superpowers.

Maybe some advanced scientific reaction fused her with cake? In any case, Max's superpower is this: from now on, anything she touches with her hands turns into cake, in all kinds of flavors and shapes...

Don't underestimate this superpower. It violates every principle of physics, chemistry, and even magic!

The wizards are the first to object: "The Five Exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration have gone to the dogs!"

Through a series of coincidences, Max lands a high-paying, easy job: cafeteria lady at the Justice League's Watchtower headquarters.

1. Max: "Call me cafeteria lady one more time and this cake is going in your face."

2. Some rich guy in an iron suit: "I'll pay you double what Batman does!"

Max: "Is your base in space too? No? Then no thanks."

3. Tentacled alien (furious): "I'm going to invade Earth! You can't stop me!"

Max (clapping her hands): "Who wants octopus-flavored cake?"

Some superhero (sweating buckets): "No, thanks. I'll just sunbathe. I don't need to eat."

Batman (gloomily): "I never eat cake."

The Flash (curious): "Then I'll try a bite..."

Warnings:

1. The timeline is a complete mess, and all sorts of settings are thrown together.

2. British and American characters all mixed together. The CP is undecided for now.

3. Romance between adult Western characters. Whether the leads are both virgins is not discussed, so read with care if that bothers you.

4. This story isn't researched for accuracy. It's lighthearted, and the author has completely let loose.

△ A silly story. The author has eaten both the logic and the timeline _(:з"∠)_

△ The outline and character designs are set and won't change in response to comments. Max and Caroline are already vivid characters in the show, not perfect cardboard cutouts.

△ I hope you enjoy reading and have fun. Writing isn't a custom-made product, and I can't make everyone 100% happy. If you don't like it, feel free to leave without telling the author.

Story recommendations

□ My completed crossover sweet romance next door, "Robin Girl Potter": a close-combat mage savior girl beats Voldemort's head in, with Bruce Wayne's son as her CP. Childhood friends, 800,000 words, super sweet!

□ My Batfamily science-based childcare story next door, "The Batfamily Child-Rearing Encyclopedia": Why is the old man crying? Because raising kids is exhausting!