The Amnesiac Big Shot's Fake Benefactor

In Three Funeral Pyres, Surely Two Can't Be Won Back,

the heroine has three powerful men who love her, and each earns himself a funeral pyre of regret as he tries to win her back.

Of the two who can't win her back,

Cheng Yu first mistakes the female supporting character for his savior, then does whatever she tells him and hurts the heroine.

Later, he loses his memory in a car accident and continues to be used by the female supporting character in every way...

Even after he regains his memories and realizes that the heroine was his real savior, he still can't win her back.

To make up for hurting the heroine, all he can do is sacrifice the female supporting character, hoping the heroine will forgive him.

While reading the novel, Jiang Qingqing says: Watching three powerful men suffer as they try to win their women back is so satisfying (^o^)/~

But then she transmigrates into a book, becoming the female supporting character who pretends to be the powerful man's savior...

And, as luck would have it, she transmigrates right into the moment when the female supporting character takes advantage of the powerful man's memory loss to marry him...

Looking at the powerful man, whose face radiates newlywed happiness, and thinking of the female supporting character's tragic ending, Jiang Qingqing says: There's no way I'm clearing my name. Not in this lifetime. All I want now is to transmigrate back QAQ

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After his car accident, Cheng Yu's intelligence regresses to that of a child.

His older sister says: "Children are easy to take advantage of. You have to learn my poker face and pretend to be a normal person with amnesia."

His mother says: "Qingqing is the best girl in the world. You can't go wrong marrying her."

His wife says: "Sob, sob, I'll help you win back the heroine. Once you recover your memories, could you let me go QAQ"

Cheng Yu, the childlike one, clings to his wife: "You're the wind and I'm the sand, we'll cling together all the way to the ends of the earth ^3^"

Jiang Qingqing: ...Isn't something wrong with this plot???

Warnings:

1. This blurb was written a long time ago. The current version has been changed: the powerful man hasn't lost his memory, he's become childlike. But because of the novel's plot, the heroine thinks he's lost his memory and interprets all his actions as the novel's plot forcing him to act stupid.

2. Before transmigrating into the book, the heroine had a happy life. Afterward, she keeps thinking about how to transmigrate back, becoming superstitious and consulting metaphysical masters. In short, she'll try anything to get back. (Of course, she won't actually transmigrate back.)

3. The childlike powerful man is clingy and soft and cries a lot at first. (His intelligence will recover later, and he'll become a scheming character.)

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The next book, Two Funeral Pyres, Surely One Can't Be Won Back, is open for advance reservations in my collection:

Ming Cai has had everything go her way in life, and she's proud and high-minded.

Lin Yu knows her too well. She can never accept not getting what she wants.

But when she does get something, she casts it aside as worthless in the blink of an eye.

And he is absolutely certain that he'll be the one thing she spends her whole life pursuing but can never have.

In reality, Ming Cai has almost gotten used to running after Lin Yu, used to his coldness, used to doing things for him.

Until one day, Ming Cai transmigrates into a novel and becomes a female supporting character, a simp who loves the male lead but can't have him.

Following the System's guidance, she diligently completes her tasks, one step at a time.

On the eve of the male and female leads' engagement, she follows the plot and asks the male lead: "It's been three years. Have you really never loved me, not even for a moment?"

According to the plot, the male lead coldly answers, "No," and Ming Cai can die with a broken heart in peace.

But in reality, the male lead is cold, yet says a line that isn't in the script: "You can love someone so humbly you sink into the dust, but no one will love you there."

Ming Cai immediately says: "Damn, that's so true. It really hits home QAQ"

The next day, after following the plot to the end, Ming Cai successfully dies and returns to her own world.

When she sees Lin Yu, the man she's been in love with for three years, she suddenly thinks: Wait, aren't I already following the same path as that female supporting character?

Now that I've finally gotten rid of the System, who the hell would still want to be a simp?

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Lin Yu has an older brother in a vegetative state. After sleeping for three years, he wakes up one day, astonishing the Lin family and the medical world alike.

Ming Cai doesn't think much of it.

Until she sees him in person

Ming Cai: "Damn, why does this older brother look so much like the male lead from the novel I transmigrated into?!!!"

A double funeral pyre of regret as they try to win her back:

One is the regret of being tortured to death and then transmigrating through time and space,

The other is the regret of messing things up so badly that she can't be won back.

Theme: Face adversity calmly, live in the present, and rise to the challenge.