The Last Human

I came to a strange world. The stray dog Xingren who picked me up said to me: "Although I am a stray dog, the humans I raise should not wander with me." The cat nurse who took care of me in the hospital whispered to me: "Can I keep you? I swear, I am a cat that loves humans and will never show my claws at you." The mechanical tribe that lives on my old cell phone told me: "I like being held in the palm of your hand." The vampire who was leaning on the window and peeking at me discussed: "I heard that human blood is delicious, can you let me take a bite?" The mermaid who advocates Platonic love said affectionately: "I hope to get your love. It is said that the soul of a mermaid who falls in love with a human can be immortal." It is said that the Zerg who were searching for the queen in the universe found me: "King, welcome back." … I am the only human being in this universe. Here I can sleep ten hours a day, eat three meals a day at regular intervals, exercise and have fun every day, and only need to work for two hours. The Human Protection Association, which was established overnight, is worried that I will exhaust my body. I am very touched. It is such a joy to protect animals. Remarks: The text is in third person, making it easy to decompress short texts. Conception:.