I Ran Off with the Villain in My Belly, Thinking He Was a Baby

A silly, sweet story, complete Song Lingping transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder character who lusts after the great villain’s looks and drugs him. The villain is ruthless. When he wakes up, he’ll have Song Lingping cremated while he’s still alive. To save his own skin, Song Lingping grabs a spirit beast egg and runs. Who knew there wouldn’t be a spirit pet inside, just a baby who can’t fight or be ridden and is clingy as can be? Song Lingping has no choice but to run off with the baby tucked under his arm. But the older the baby gets, the more he looks like the villain. Song Lingping panics: Damn, did I kidnap the great villain’s son? * Later, the baby confesses to him. Song Lingping feels like he can’t breathe. If he defiles the villain’s son, will the villain ever forgive him? He rejects him with a heart of stone: “Sorry, the person I like is your dad.” * The villain shows up anyway and shoves him into the bridal chamber. Song Lingping is a nervous wreck. “What are you doing?” The villain gives him a sidelong glance. “Getting my son a stepmother.” Only at the end does Song Lingping realize that the baby he ran away with wasn’t the villain’s child at all. It was the villain himself. Tears fall. Split-personality villain top x a beauty love interest who only wants to keep his head down and survive I cuckold myself. I’m my own dad. 1. Not a childbirth story. 2. It’s a silly story, don’t overthink it. 3. If you don’t find it funny, please don’t yell at me, qwq. 4. I’ll add more if I think of anything. ↓↓↓ Blurb for The Golden House Hides a Merman ↓↓↓ Zhao Wenzheng transmigrates into a fantasy novel as a vicious cannon-fodder character. The original character resents the protagonist for getting his senior brother’s attention. He maliciously plots to cripple the protagonist’s legs and blind him, then forces him to marry into his household and torments him day and night. In the end, the original character dies a violent death. On their wedding night, Zhao Wenzheng looks at the protagonist’s miserable state, then thinks about how much worse his own will be in a week. He grits his teeth and takes the protagonist’s cold hand. “We’re married now. From this day on, I’ll respect you, love you, and do everything I can to treat you well.” “But I’m just a cripple.” Zhao Wenzheng’s heart sinks. “I’ll cure you.” * A week later, when the senior brother comes to attack, Zhao Wenzheng closes his eyes and waits to die. But the protagonist takes his hand and tells the senior brother, “It wasn’t him. You’ve got the wrong person.” After escaping death, Zhao Wenzheng looks at their joined hands, feeling guilty and moved. He secretly vows to treat the protagonist sincerely. Soon afterward, though, he overhears the protagonist talking privately with the senior brother: Senior brother: “Why did you change your mind at the last minute?” The protagonist, no longer gentle and timid as he was during the day, smiles coldly. “I just realized that tormenting him with my own hands would be more fun.” Realizing he’s been deceived, Zhao Wenzheng is angry and hurt. He slams a hand on the table and decides to do it once and for all: he knocks the protagonist out and takes him away. From now on, the protagonist will belong to him alone! The protagonist: “Wait, isn’t that supposed to be my part?” Romance recommendations: The High Priest by Lao Gan Ma: A Möbius strip I Really Want to Be a Tyrant by Qing Shi Yu Hai: Stop making random assumptions and turning me into a different person! The Emperor’s Beloved Northeastern Consort by Yi Zhi Da Yan: What are you looking at? Theme: Show the genuine care people have for one another.