Liu Xinchi took a tumble and transmigrated to an unknown dynasty. She landed on a man's leg and injured it, making her a debtor from day one.
The man was so gorgeous he could prevent nearsightedness. The only downside was how much he cost.
Liu Xinchi: "Enough talk. I'm going to earn money and send him on his way."
With that goal in mind, she threw herself into her work.
Using modern-day profiteering strategies, she raised pigs that could sing, grew vegetables that could toss their heads, bred fish that ate people, and cultivated little mushrooms in the woods that grew big enough to use as umbrellas.
Gu Xiao: "I want to build a fortune with you."
Liu Xinchi: "No. I can get rich all by myself."
Bonus Scene
Gu Xiao, looking smug: "Is Liu Xinchi here? Tell her that even though she's rich now, she shouldn't dream of becoming my woman..."
Pig-feeding uncle: "She left! Didn't even take her belongings. She said you could have the pigsty, then rode off on a pig in the middle of the night!"
Gu Xiao: "?"
When they meet again, Gu Xiao, usually cold and impassive, has red eyes as he corners Liu Xinchi against the wall.
"Run away again and see what happens."
[A ridiculous story where nobody is normal]
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Just trying to see if the crutches are strong enough... I cried with laughter hahaha
Hahahahahahaha bastard
I was very interested after reading the copy. The content was so funny that I laughed out loud!