[One Piece] What If There Were an Extra-Polite Shichibukai?

[OOC warning!!!]

[Extremely bad writing warning!]

[Blurb]

Yuhui Anna has had a terrible headache lately...

She feels like she's a complete failure as a pirate.

The problem is that her upbringing seems to make people misunderstand her.

For example...

1. She went ashore to steal supplies, but because she was too polite and looked too gentle, the townspeople thought she was a young girl who had run away from home. They lectured her earnestly all morning, then took pity on her and gave her supplies for free... [Before leaving, Yuhui even remembered to bow and thank them.]

2. She went to attack a Marine Branch, but because she was too polite and looked too gentle, the Marines there thought she was a young girl who had run away from home. They lectured her earnestly all morning, then the Marines, overflowing with fatherly affection, gave her free head pats... [Before leaving, Yuhui even remembered to bow and thank them.]

3. She was fighting a fellow pirate when the Marines arrived and interrupted her before she could unleash her big move. But because she was too polite and looked too gentle, they thought she'd been abducted by pirates after running away from home, and spent all morning comforting her with tender concern... [Before leaving, Yuhui even remembered to bow and thank them.]

Again and again...

At last,

after being mistaken for a poor little girl who'd run away from home one time too many, Yuhui finally exploded in anger.

"Sir! I'm terribly sorry! I'm really not what you think I am! Please stop doing this! Forgive me for being rude, but I'm getting a little angry!"

[Being fierce]

Townspeople: Mm-hmm, you're right. No matter what, don't run away by yourself and make your parents worry! [Earnest lecture]

Yuhui: ...

[What do I even need the Shichibukai for?!]

Yuhui angrily shouted a vicious, vulgar curse.

"Doita!"

{Move aside!}