Husband and Husband Farm Together on a Cozy Kang Bed [Book Transmigration]

Also known as The Days I Spent Farming with a Cross-Dressing Master

Xu Fou, who lost a limb three years ago, transmigrates into a farming novel. The heroine has gone into hiding in the countryside to escape her enemies. Along the way, she marries a fool to use as a decoy. And now Xu Fou has become that foolish husband, destined to be abandoned.

Everyone knows that a heroine with a special destiny is bound to rise again someday. So if he clings to her coattails, his chances of survival should go up, right?

Tang Yusong: I want to buy some ink, brushes, paper, and inkstones.

Xu Fou: ...I'll see if I can remember how to make paper.

Tang Yusong: I also want iced sour plum soup.

Xu Fou: ...I'll look into how to make ice.

Tang Yusong: I...

Xu Fou: No need to think about it. We've got money to spare! Let's buy it!

Tang Yusong: I just want to ask, when are you going to realize I'm not a woman?

Xu Fou: I raised you like a daughter, and you not only dressed as a woman without telling me, you want to sleep with me too?

Much later, this novel was completed. It was categorized as romance, with a male protagonist.

The original author says: The male lead is a cross-dressing master, not a lesbian. This really is a romance! For convenience, the story will use female pronouns for him at first!

Xu Fou: You really will get what's coming to you if you make snarky comments without reading the blurb.

Reader's guide:

1. Set in a normal world, with no male wives or childbirth.

2. Cross-dressing younger seme.

3. Family life and making a living through farming.

Coming next: The School Hunk Keeps Losing His Memory Every Day. Click the author's page to read it.

Shen Nian, the school bully, always thought he was the toughest kid in the whole school. Then one day, he saw the school hunk from the class next door getting harassed by a thug. Since he'd taken the guy's protection money, he was just about to step in when the school hunk smacked the thug flying with one palm.

This... had to be a hallucination!

That day, he arrived at school late and accidentally saw the sickly kid in his class stomp his feet and fly over the school gate. The idiot-looking PE teacher also suddenly shot up into the air. Even more horrifying, he discovered that...

The idiot classmates dancing in the square during class were actually practicing martial arts.

The little bunny girls in the beauty class were actually raising poison insects.

The entire top-student class, all thirteen of them, had the surname Tang.

The monk class with no girls in it was made up of real monks.

And the class he was in was known in the martial world as the Beggars' Sect training camp...

He couldn't take it anymore. "You people are damn good actors!"

The whole school: "We've had to work so hard to keep it a secret from you, the only ordinary person in the entire school."

School hunk: "I'm not. I didn't. I'm not with them. I'm just an ordinary amnesia patient."

Shen Nian: "I'm starting to suspect you're a drama queen too."

The school hunk pretends to have amnesia every day to avoid being made the leader of the Ming Cult.

School hunk: "What does drama queen mean? Sorry, I've lost my memory again."