I’m Livestreaming in Ancient Times

The unemployed god Gu Yu transmigrates to ancient times to livestream a beauty pageant and compete for a new divine position.

1. Get in good with a powerful patron and enter the beauty pageant. Popularity +200

2. Move into the Moon Palace, where beauties abound. Popularity +200

3. Help the powerful patron become an early internet celebrity. Popularity +200

4. Get the patron behind the scenes to sing. Popularity +2000

5. Fall in love with the patron. Popularity +10086

Gu Yu: Why does a looks-obsessed person like me have to fall in love with a disfigured, lovesick invalid?

Xiang Jun: Why don't you look in the mirror and smile at yourself?

The immortals: You call our idol ugly and still expect us to tip?

My upcoming story, I Farm While Others Catch Ghosts, is in my author profile. Trust me, it's not scary. *waggles eyebrows*

Certified celestial master Wei Zhiyao transmigrates into the body of a blind man. He can't see the living, but he sees the dead perfectly clearly. No wonder the original owner was timid, mean-spirited, and couldn't find a wife, so he could only share a home with a eunuch.

Sigh, this farmhand is frail and has so much land to work. It must be exhausting. I'll catch a few ghosts to help out.

Luo Ning: ...My lord, I was a swordsman in life, not a butcher.

Wei Zhiyao orders someone to write: Since Luo Ning won't help me slaughter pigs today, add 250 to his sin score.

Xue Changzai: Don't look at me. I'm a teacher, not a nanny. I don't take care of children.

Wei Zhiyao orders again: Xue Changzai is so useless he can't even look after a child. Make him reincarnate as a pig.

One shrewd little ghost: I love farming. Farming makes me happy.

Wei Zhiyao: I was going to ask if you'd like me to submit a petition for your redemption. Since you love farming, spend two more years at it to cultivate your character.

The ghosts confer: ...Should we team up and kill him?

Farmhand Lu Bai: I've called the underworld soldiers.

Everyone: Has being a farmer really gotten so demanding?

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