I’m Rich, Don’t Flirt with Me

[The Male Supporting Character in The Dodder Flower, I'm Done Being One has started updating]

Lu Xingzhuo can sing, dance, play instruments, and has a bit of a temper. He has plenty of money, and spends all day wandering the streets in a tank top and slippers.

After Ji Huaichuan has run into him a few times, he treats him to good food and clothes. Anything Lu Xingzhuo wants, he can have. But when Ji Huaichuan tries to sign him to a contract, he gets flatly turned down.

Lu Xingzhuo says, “I don't care about becoming a superstar. I'm rich.”

Ji Huaichuan: “Fine, I believe you. But next time you go through the trash, try to be a little more careful. Don't let anyone catch you.”

Not long after, Lu Xingzhuo messages his buddies: “It's over. I think that guy is flirting with me! He smiles every time he sees me, does whatever I ask, and even tells people he likes me... He's not getting his way. I'm a straight man!”

Buddy: “Sure. You'll come around.”

Meanwhile...

Ji Huaichuan: “Doctor, you probably won't believe this, but I think some guy really likes me!”

Psychologist: “Then why are you here? Isn't he the one with the problem?”

Ji Huaichuan: “But... but I think my heart's beating a little too fast.”

In short, two straight men each imagine the other is into him, turn themselves gay, and then proceed to wreak havoc on each other.

Composed, gentlemanly, overthinking CEO who imagines everything, secretly a lovestruck girl at heart, gong x multitalented, carefree, well-off, quick-tempered shou

Reader's guide: 1v1, sweet romance, with a secondary couple: hot-tempered cop gong x obsessive punk shou

(Cover character design used with permission from the artist Mufan)

[Next book preview: Has the CEO Updated Today? Please add it to your collection]

Su Chao is the center of the hottest boy band, but his bewitching looks have made him the universally shipped shou in fanfics! While reading the hit fanfics pairing him with his bandmates, he stumbles across a rare pair: Meng Xingchi x Su Chao.

Meng Xingchi is the company's new CEO: cold and celibate, a flower atop a lofty peak, making countless little temptresses fall for him!

And yet in the fanfic, Meng Xingchi falls in love with Su Chao at first sight, stares at him in a daze, and loses his very soul to him. They go on to live a blissful, shameless life together.

Su Chao: “Brilliant. jpg”

On the CEO's third day in office, Su Chao politely greets him from a distance: “Hello.”

Meng Xingchi, cold as ice: “Mm.”

That night, the fanfic updates: Su Chao's voice was icy, freezing Meng Xingchi's burning, excited heart in an instant.

Su Chao himself: “That's nonsense! Meng Xingchi looks so intimidating!”

On the CEO's sixth day in office, Su Chao accidentally spills coffee on him. “I'm sorry.”

Meng Xingchi, cold as ice: “Mm.”

That night, the story updates: In the office, Meng Xingchi didn't dare take off his dirty clothes, afraid Su Chao would look down on his scrawny figure.

Su Chao himself: “What a load of rubbish! Meng Xingchi is in great shape!”

Minus points!

But something feels off. This author seems to know way too much :)

On day N of Meng Xingchi's tenure, Su Chao kicks open the office door: “MMP, why did you stop updating last night!”

Meng Xingchi, cold as ice: “Hmph.”

That night, the fanfic updates: Su Chao's eyes were red from crying as he promised never to flirt with any other little temptresses again. QAQ

Angel-faced shou x socially anxious gong

★ Second preview: Wulin No. 1 High School ★

When martial arts alliance leader Song Zhaolan leads a group of martial artists to attack the Demon Cult, they all suddenly find themselves reborn as students in Classes A and F.

So the group starts leaping over rooftops and walls... to go to internet cafes; they study by candlelight... staying up all night reading novels; they practice the Lingbo Micro-Step... at the school sports meet.

The students at No. 1 High School are about to lose their minds. Every day they tremble under the imposing presence of these two big shots, trying to survive between their two violent classes. The grove is no longer a place for secret lovers, only for the two big shots to shout at each other.

Then one day, Song Zhaolan receives a “letter of surrender” from the demon:

“Who says good and evil can't stand together? I'll stand right in your heart!”

Later...

Class A students: “The alliance leader is awesome! He actually caught the demon's right hand with one hand!”

Class F students: “The cult leader is so kind! He even breathed life into that refined villain through a kiss!”

Students from Classes B, C, D, and E: “Are you blind or brain-dead???”

Bookish shou who only wants to fight x top martial artist gong who only wants to study

Theme: