After Being Reborn as a Salted Fish

["Manual for the Development of a Master of High-Quality Breakups for Humanity [Quick Travel]" is being serialized, please collect it, the copy is at the bottom] Gu Ping's ultimate dream in life is to become a carefree fish living at home. God heard his wish and turned it into a fish. Real fish! It's still a fish that will be cooked live on live broadcast! In order to save his life, Gu Ping struggled desperately: "Hello, you may not believe it, but actually I am a koi." Yu Linxuan looked at the blue-gray fish in front of him and took a photo of him. He recognized the picture - 'grass carp'. Gu Ping: "I'm not a grass carp." Yu Linxuan: "You are a grass carp." Gu Ping: "I'm really not a grass carp." Yu Linxuan: "You are." Gu Ping: "You are a grass carp! Your whole family is a grass carp." Yu Linxuan nodded in agreement: "You are right." Gu Ping:? ? ? Later, Gu Ping learned that coming to the grassland also had a derivative meaning. ↑The above is just a bad joke. I tried very hard to make the copy more funny_(:з∠)_ A fairy-tale food blogger in a fresh and fresh painting × a grumpy and pretty cook who often gets angry Prude × bad temper ps: 1. 1V1, host and recipient, he, a warm reminder that this article has no logic and needs to be read without thinking. 2. Attack → Yu Linxuan, receive → Gu Ping 3. It's probably a funny story about a secret love coming true (?) ↓Copywriting of "The Breakup Master [Quick Travel]"↓ 1. After Lin Yan died unexpectedly, he was bound to a system that allowed him to travel to different worlds and complete eight tasks before he could be resurrected. Task content: Break up the dog lovers who will destroy the world if they fall in love, and become a breakup master. Ordinary fake breakup masters: thirsty and exhausted, they try their best to persuade the two people not to have any more contact. The master of high-quality human breakups: the groom suddenly died suddenly, the boyfriend faced the death penalty, and the scumbag instantly turned into a vegetative state - physical breakup is trustworthy! 2. Lin Yan worked diligently and violently to dismantle the cp, and by the way fell in love with another host in the small world. Later, online dating appeared, and he found out—— The bullied fake daughter of a wealthy family who keeps saying she fell in love with him at first sight/The sickly sentinel who was ostracized by his classmates/The ascetic and cold physicist in the apocalypse/The front man in the boy band who takes the blame for his teammates... It's his former love rival who lost his memory:) Lin Yan made a quick decision: "Let's break up. We are not suitable." Pei Yi: "???" But want to run away? It's too late ^_^ ps: 1. A love rival turns into a lover. At the end of the year, except for the attacker and the recipient, everyone is a tool, and there is a bloody amnesia episode in it. 2. 1V1, HE, main recipient Intention: For a better tomorrow, we must continue to work hard