Farming in the Villain’s Home [Interstellar]

The mighty villainous god of war, Xingyuan, was in a terrible mood. An accident during his evolution had returned him to his original slime form. He still had his consciousness, but could no longer control his own body. While he slept, his utterly loyal subordinates took matters into their own hands and got him a “little wife.” The little wife was a bit of a ditz. Not only did she not find him repulsive, she shared her food with him, chatted with him from time to time, and cuddled him while grinning foolishly. Her hobbies were just a little strange, though. Sometimes she used him as a bed, and sometimes she sat on him like a stool. Come on, even the God of War has his pride! At long last, the God of War finally awoke completely, only to discover that his empire had undergone a dramatic transformation under his wife’s leadership. Stop! That’s my heavy-duty mortar, not a farm irrigation tool! Those are my battle pets, not oxen for plowing fields!!! And those are the battle-hardened subordinates I painstakingly trained for years, not farmers, okay?! The God of War was heartbroken, watching all his battle pets and subordinates “rebel.” But little by little, even he was assimilated. The “rebels” all decided that farming was actually pretty great! The vegetables my wife grows are so delicious, and she smells so wonderful, too… Yun Chexi: “I hear the people of Aoguan are a warrior race, the best fighters in the universe. But can you farm?” The interstellar warriors who struck fear into the entire universe gulped. “As long as you keep making us delicious food, we’ll farm any field you want!” Farming x gourmet food x sweet romance. An alternate-universe transmigration-into-a-book story. If you ask, it’s all author’s discretion. Ask again and I’ll kowtow to you. Follow the author for more cuties! [A cruel, violent, sensitive top with a lot of inner monologue x an optimistic, quick-witted, lively bottom] [The whole planet’s darling is the protagonist] [Promotional divider] Please follow the author! (Bang bang bang) Please add my next novel, I Wrote the Villainous Big Shot into a Danmei Novel, to your reading list! Click into the author’s page to save it!] After transmigrating into a sci-fi novel as a rare elven descendant, Gu Jue, a bestselling author of melodramatic fiction, returns to his old trade. Faced with a highly advanced civilization whose online love stories are as pure and egalitarian as plain water, he starts pouring on the melodrama. My Wealthy Duke Husband Fell in Love with Me I Ran Away with the Chief of Staff’s Baby After Becoming the Secret Lover of the Interstellar Emperor These melodramatic novels, featuring all sorts of powerful elites, are full of unequal forced marriages and domineering pursuits. The reasonable, civilized people of the interstellar age watch the protagonists get pushed around at every turn, and find it both outrageously cheesy and thrilling. They’re soon hooked. They have just one complaint: why are all the big shots tops? That’s not fair! As a conscientious author, Gu Jue rewards his readers with a new book: The Marshal Is a Clingy Little Darling … The rakish duke questioned his very existence: “Am I that old? I’m only 216!” The celibate chief of staff calmly explained: “I’m a virgin.” The workaholic emperor went berserk: “Stop asking whether I’m taking any more lovers! My lover is the Empire!” Thanks to Gu Jue’s elven gift, [Bard], every book hits the villains right in their tenderest spot. They act furious and dismissive on the surface, but secretly save, subscribe, comment, and beg for updates, unable to resist. Only the marshal, returning home after his expedition, decides to prove in person that he really is a top. A marshal top with a secret love of romance novels x a love-struck bottom who can’t believe he’s found the real thing Theme: