I'm So Lucky, You Know

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Story blurb:

Lost in the mountains, Liang Xiaodou, the "Little Koi Demon King" famous throughout the imperial capital, somehow ends up following two children to a farmhouse in the hills to ask for a place to stay...

Though the farmers live in hardship, their backgrounds couldn't be more different.

There's Grandpa Tortoise, whose clothes barely cover him; Baby Rabbit, who's starving; the Wolf Girl, who would topple over with a gust of wind; and Big Black Ox, whose intelligence leaves much to be desired...

Thus, trapped in the mountains, Liang Xiaodou is forced to get to work and sets off on a mission to help the mountain folk using his own koi-like good fortune.

Later, through a stroke of luck, the mountain folk make it to the city and finally realize that Liang Xiaodou isn't just blessed with good fortune: he's also the last person in the city anyone should mess with!

Everyone, gazing at him with stars in their eyes: Please accept our humble bow, God of Fortune~

Liang Xiaodou grins slyly: Of course, of course. What goes around comes around, so you can repay me with your bodies!

He points at Mu Hai: You over there, Lord of the Mountain. Especially you. Come into my arms, right now~~

The author recommends the upcoming story "After Marrying a Big Shot, I'm Always Ready to Put Out Fires"

In his previous life, Qin Fan was branded a waste and hated by everyone until the day he died. Now he's reborn.

At seventeen, his gifted ability has only just awakened, his divine artifact crafting is still at beginner level, his celestial fox familiar is still just a pearl, and his forbidden ghost-controlling art must never be discovered...

At the time, the eldest young master of the Qin family, who was treated worse than a servant, was being forced by his own father to marry an old man. With no other choice, he sought out Helian Yuan, the "God of Calamity," with whom he'd only crossed paths once in his previous life.

Helian Yuan is peerless in battle, with a fire ability off the charts, and is the most outstanding successor of the Helian family, a top-tier family of ability users.

In this post-apocalyptic world, everyone fears Helian Yuan and stays far away from him. Qin Fan seeks him out and calmly says, standing in the blazing light of his fire, "Lord Helian, help me break free from the Qin family, and I'll help you control your out-of-control ability."

This is how people later told the story:

On the day the Helian family came to propose, they clashed with the powerful Fang family, who had come for the same purpose. Helian Yuan appeared in person and seized Qin Fan on the spot.

That useless Qin Fan not only survived in the hands of the furious Helian Yuan, but the two even became inseparable, utterly devoted to each other.

Later, that useless Qin Fan transformed into something entirely different. He became not only the most treasured person in the heart of the new head of the Helian family, but also his "Balancer."

When the Balancer appears, all abilities must rein in their power...

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"The earth gives birth to life, while the gods bring death. Three years to find the dragon, ten years to locate the acupoints."

The ways of Heaven, Earth, and Humanity; the Five Blessings and Six Extremes; the arts of abundance and depletion: all are mastered in the mind's eye.

Carrying on his master's aspirations, exploring the mysteries of feng shui is Guan Shifeng's ideal in life.

But ideals are lofty, while reality is harsh.

He isn't afraid of harsh reality, but what Guan Shifeng can't handle is his junior apprentice, whom he's cherished since childhood.

When his junior apprentice comes asking (or threatening), Guan Shifeng has to step in. He can't say no.

But once becomes twice, and twice becomes countless times...

One troublesome matter after another comes his way.

Xu Zheping: Xiao Guan, I'm getting on in years. Since you could find me mineral specimens in the remote mountains, filling in for me to teach a couple of classes should be no problem.

Luo Hu: Brother Feng! No, Senior Brother! Master Guan! Please, Grandpa! Ancestor!! My dear ancestor, I'm begging you to help me just this once!

Tang Xinshui: I know you hate this sort of thing, but this is the last time.

Guan Shifeng: Fine. Since everyone wants me to offer guidance, I'll say a few words~

Liao Yu: ...

Guan Shifeng: Go away, you emotionally frigid man!

Liao Yu: How would you know if I'm frigid or not unless you tried?

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The Guan geomancers have surveyed thousands of miles of territory and guarded the veins of the mountains and rivers for centuries. By Guan Shifeng's time, he is the only one left to uphold the family legacy.

Later, he meets Liao Yu, a human god. But just look at him: this human god has two faces~

Theme: Protect the environment, cherish nature, and live in harmony with Heaven and Earth.