A Comprehensive Guide to Repaying Kindness with Enmity

The man in front of me wore the black Assassin's robes with red trim, which looked extremely familiar. He lowered his hood, revealing a face I knew all too well. Then he shifted slightly to show the tall woman standing behind him.

"Well, I'm counting on you."

So I have to take responsibility for the mess you made?

I was being asked by my male counterpart from a parallel world to look after a pregnant woman.

I immediately sent back a question mark, grabbed the pregnant woman by the collar, and shook her furiously.

"Why does it have to be youuuuu?!"

So that's how it happened. I have to look after my wife from a parallel world, where she's the gender-swapped version of me, and make sure she safely gives birth.

The problem is, my world isn't safe either.

I looked back at my wife. Well, we're both me, so his wife is my wife too.

"What do you want for dinner?"

She smiled, her eyes crinkling, and replied in a dreamy voice, "I'll eat anything you make, darling."

"...Dazai Osamu, get a grip."

That's right! I'm writing Dazai smut!

The heroine is an Assassin from the A Yu family, with a pretty high concentration of Isu blood. She can even use Eagle Vision to do ultrasounds.

Ability: Mind Reading (steals the five senses, such as taking away someone's hearing, sight, or sense of touch).