Well, I'll Be

A list of ridiculous premises

1. How does a spirit-tongue user with actual aphasia smash the enemy's head in?

2. After my best friend and I used the cat we found as a passionate stand-in for the men we cursed, the stand-ins came to life.

3. I got snatched away to be made into soup on my way downstairs to buy Wangzai milk in the middle of the night (?).

4. Mom told me not to be friends with a psycho, and then the psycho kidnapped me to perform a two-person comic routine.

5. I casually said "hi" to a standee and called it "Wife". The next day, my wives broke through the dimensional barrier and came after me for cheating on them.

6. Chirp chirp, coo coo. Secretly coo everyone out of the way, and become the new era's Kami-sama.

7. What does an unbelievable surprise look like? This is it!, A note your best friend left you after you transmigrated.

8. Your name has disappeared, so no one in the world remembers you anymore.

9. A rising star is about to soar, and tonight your wings will send you up to stand shoulder to shoulder with the moon.

Not ranked in any particular order.

Theme: Don't take fictional stories too seriously.