Are These People Blind?! [From Ancient Times to the Present]

Check out my new novel, "Life Just Keeps Picking on Me [Book Transmigration]". I think it's pretty good, so why not save it to your library? Just look at these pleading eyes in this JPG, begging for encouragement.

Blurb:

New to the place and broke, Zhou Lu has no choice but to swallow her pride and ask her eldest nephew for a loan.

Yu Sen: I don't support freeloaders. Sign an IOU. Here's fifty thousand. Pay me back when you have the money.

Zhou Lu: Who do you think you're looking down on?

Who knew that on the very first day, Yu Sen would show up at her door with a bowl and chopsticks, looking like a shameless beggar there to cadge a meal? "I want something to eat."

Not long after, Yu Sen pushes open Zhou Lu's door carrying his clothes and underwear, utterly unapologetic. "Do my laundry."

Later, Yu Sen walks into Zhou Lu's home with a pillow in his arms and brazenly announces, "I'm sleeping here."

Zhou Lu: Can you act like a normal human being for once? Can you?

Later on, Yu Sen willingly cooks for Zhou Lu, and the kitchen explodes. Zhou Lu's heart trembles.

Yu Sen does Zhou Lu's laundry, including her underwear, and she snatches it away in a fury.

Yu Sen warms Zhou Lu's bed, lying on the red quilt like a well-behaved bride. Zhou Lu loses it.

Zhou Lu: Tonight, I'm going to secretly assassinate you!

A little everyday scene:

Yu Sen lowers his eyes. "I'm in a bad mood."

Zhou Lu: "What's wrong? Is it your time of the month?"

Their eyes meet. The deathly silence lasts a full minute. Zhou Lu apologizes. "Sorry, sorry. I forgot you're a man."

"I don't think you respect me."

"Sorry, sorry."

"Then do my laundry for me."

"Yes, I don't respect you. Now please get out of my house."

"Such a foul-mouthed woman."

"Yes, that's me. I hope you live to pay a million taxes!"

Yu Sen, a high-level Shining Nikki player who keeps dancing on the brink of getting beaten up, x Zhou Lulu, a resourceful little foodie who keeps wanting to beat him to death.

The eldest nephew and the female lead aren't related by blood~

Synopsis:

Wen Rou, a gentle immortal revered by everyone in the cultivation world, suddenly transmigrates to the modern world.

Seeing all kinds of boxy metal things speeding along the roads, Wen Rou loses her cool. An hour later...

"Hello, this is the police station. Are you Wen Rou's guardian? She's a young girl, but instead of applying herself, she's gone out to the main road to stage a fake accident. Please come over as soon as possible."

Being a criminal investigator is both a sacred duty and a heavy responsibility for Jiang Yan. When he took the job, he was ready to give his life for his country. That is, until...

Wen Rou shows up at Jiang Yan's workplace every day, carrying a pile of sweets. Everyone at the company thinks President Jiang spoils Wen Rou like a little sister. Only the two people involved don't see it that way: Jiang Yan spoils Wen Rou like a girlfriend, while Wen Rou is thinking about becoming Jiang Yan's dad.

Until... he suffers a head injury during a mission and can no longer work as a criminal investigator. Yet he willingly lets go of his obsession.

A stern male lead who never smiles and secretly loves cats and sweets x a fiery, prideful little sweetheart with a silver tongue.

Things to know before reading:

1. The female lead is actually twenty-four, but transmigrates into the body of a seventeen-year-old high school junior. The male lead is twenty-five. They don't get together before she's eighteen, so read with confidence~

2. The female lead really has lost her powers. Wen Rou: Even though I've lost all my powers, my personal charm still has a crowd of underlings rallying around me. Everyone else: ??? Where's my knife?!

3. A lighthearted, somewhat silly story~

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