The Little Door God's Daily Life

Yu Pei had just started his first job when he became the new door god for a little farmer's family. On his very first day, the previous door god was already waiting with his bags packed. Before leaving, he said earnestly:

"This family is a little strange. Do your best, and after a few hundred years, you might get promoted."

With that, he strode off, leaving Yu Pei completely bewildered.

Door God: Um, why does this homeowner grin like an idiot every day?

Homeowner: Because my door god is adorable.

Door God: Why does this homeowner like sleeping on the street?

Homeowner: Because I'm broke.

Door God: Homeowner, behave yourself. I'm your door god.

Homeowner: Well, you shouldn't have seduced me.

Door God: Homeowner, why are you bringing so many wandering ghosts home?

Homeowner: Party time!

http://1600719.jjwxc.net Column address: I look down on the whole world from atop my fridge. It's lonely at the top~