"If you want to see my real face, you have two choices. First, die. Second... you could marry me." Even though Shi Xiaohuan had long since gotten used to having no shame, this was the most embarrassingly shameless thing she had ever said.
To her surprise, the man only sighed as if he wanted to say something but couldn't. "Forget it. I'm not interested in dying, and I'm even less interested in marrying you."
Shi Xiaohuan had expected that answer. She just thought Ying Wuji was an ungrateful wretch. The one thing she couldn't understand was: why did marrying her rank below dying???
A Strange Hero Yi Zhi Mei fanfiction, pairing Ying Wuji. This is not a serious story. Its mission is to tease the Chief of the Embroidered Uniform Guard!