Check out my upcoming novel: [After Transmigrating to Prehistoric Times, I Own the Entire Ocean]
The apocalypse arrives, and a spatial dimension opens. Xu Zhengrong thinks he's scored a protagonist's golden halo. He's just about to roll up his sleeves and get to work when a rebellion breaks out, and he dies by the gun, falsely accused.
With the smoke of death right before his eyes, Xu Zhengrong throws his head back and curses the heavens in despair: "Screw you, God!"
When he wakes again, he's got a new body and is lying at death's door in a shabby woodshed. He has no choice but to face a bunch of awful, worthless relatives. Worse still, a huge black-hearted white lotus is trailing along behind them, sobbing and wailing.
Irritated by all the crying, Xu Zhengrong points his middle finger at the sky. "God, you really went too far!"
Believing that a bad life is better than a good death, Xu Zhengrong, armed with a golden finger, swears to punch the white lotus and stomp all over his rotten relatives.
After making a name for himself far and wide, he discovers that someone in his village is a Shui-ge'er, handsome, kind-hearted, and incredibly skilled, though a little slow-witted. After his sixty-sixth earnest confession gets ignored, Xu Zhengrong grins. "Fine! If we're going to be stubborn about this, then let's go all the way. Who's afraid of a turtle?"
A few pointers: Told from the gong's perspective. Devoted and sweetly doting. The shou is simple and honest, and slow to catch on.
An overpowered golden finger, getting rich, and a slow, steady romance.
---Check out my upcoming novel---
[After Transmigrating to Prehistoric Times, I Own the Entire Ocean]
After transmigrating into a prehistoric tribe as a scrawny, frail sub-female who might topple over if you poked him, Wu Nuo is lucky enough to unlock a portable spatial dimension, complete with a plentiful ocean full of fish all year round.
From then on, his daily prehistoric routine is sneaking into his space to fish, start a fire, and roast fish to eat.
A big cat with a keen sense of smell follows the delicious scent to his home and sits outside the door. It won't leave unless he gives it dried fish.
The big cat is mighty and imposing, with fur that looks so soft and easy to pet. Wu Nuo's heart races, and he eagerly feeds it.
Then one day, right in front of him, the big cat transforms into a naked, muscular man and carries him back to the tribe.
Tribe member A: Wow, our king brought back a sub-female!
Tribe member B: He looks so tiny. Can he really bear children?
Tribe member C: Our king isn't a lonely beast anymore! Who cares if he can give birth!
Wu Nuo tries to get away but can't. He pounds the ground in regret. "Petting cats has ruined my life!"
"I don't want a hunk! I want a cat, I want a cat!"
A quiet, fish-loving big-cat gong.
A cheerful, healthy, adorable shou who knows how to roast fish.
The shou is obsessed with fluffy things, doesn't like hunks, and doesn't like being topped. But he's such a fluff fanatic that a little fur makes his head spin, and he'll go along with anything the gong says.
Come check it out! Mwah~
Theme:
It feels like it's over before it even begins
Is this episode gone? ?
One skill ends an article? ? The ending is so hasty! At least half of the text is needed to complete it. . .
Is this the end of such a beautiful article? It's a pity that I thought there would be many more follow-ups.
Damn it! Is this the end? ? ? ? So sloppy? ? ? ? ?
Feng Xiaomei is not a brother
? ? ? Not my sister?
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Don't we have chili peppers here?
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