[Blurb first posted in May 2019. Also known as: "The Idler's Guide" and "How Did I Somehow Win While Playing?"]
[Reader's Guide]
1. A Mary Sue, a wish-fulfillment story, with a heroine who's a top-tier player in life. Her main job is face-slapping scumbags.
2. Mutual unrequited love.
3. Please don't connect this to reality! No personal attacks.
