The Universe Is in My Mouth

#Today's Headline: The Eldest Senior Brother Has Run Off Again! Wu Shi, the unlucky scapegoat, is temporarily taking over as sect leader and has no choice but to deal with one headache after another. A quiet life as a homebody in the mountains? Not happening. Fortunately, his troublesome fellow disciples are pretty capable, the divine beast may be a jerk but it's powerful, and his own mouth is an ultimate weapon. Somehow, everything always gets resolved in the end. Villain A: Huh? Where did my Thunderous Duality Sword go? Villain B: What happened to my Lightning Light Dragon? Why has it disappeared? Villain C: I... Where am I? Wu Shi: *burp* #There's nothing you can't solve by opening your mouth. If there is, just open it again. #I want to keep a low profile, but people keep making that impossible. What should I do? Help, urgent! #No romance, just for fun: the silly daily antics of fellow disciples sabotaging each other, a goofy, brainless comedy Here's another xianxia romance, A Guide to Unconventional Sect Revitalization. If you like it, please add it to your collection too~ Sending love! #Daily question: How do we revitalize the sect? Eldest Senior Sister: Travel the world and spread the word. Second Senior Brother: Help those in need and draw your sword. Third Senior Brother: Work hard to get rich and expand your network. Little Junior Sister: Catch the chief disciple and beat him up. Everyone: ... A moment later. Master: Girls should be a little more refined. Little Junior Sister, taking his advice: Then I'll use the most refined sword technique to beat him up. Everyone: !!! Lingxu Zhenren, the chief disciple of the greatest sect in the immortal world, has recently been troubled by something. For some reason, a female cultivator is always determined to drop from the sky at various public gatherings and challenge him to a fight. At last, he couldn't help asking, "Why are you so persistent?" The woman replied enthusiastically, "My master, senior brothers, and senior sister all said that beating you up in front of everyone would revitalize our sect!" Master, senior brothers, and senior sister: We never said that! Many years later, when a disciple asked about his first meeting with his Dao companion, Lingxu Zhenren wore a nostalgic expression and began, "That year, spring was in full bloom, the scenery was lovely, and she stood there with the hem of her white dress fluttering, like a goddess descended from heaven. Then..." His Dao companion cut in: "Then I swung my sword at him!" Everyone: ...Truly a match made in heaven. Lingxu Zhenren smiled. "Indeed." Theme: