Some People Always Say I'm Not Normal

*This article is also known as "The Daily Life of an Ordinary Worker", "Really an Ordinary Worker", "Really an Ordinary Person", "Really a Human", "Really?" People? *The copy is in first person, the text is in third person ① At five o'clock in the morning, I was woken up by a loud knock on the door. I opened the door in confusion, and there was no one outside. I wanted to go back to sleep, but there were constant noises upstairs, sometimes like sharp objects scratching the glass, accompanied by hoarse roars and vicious curses. I was very disappointed with the sound insulation of the floors and decided that I would never buy a house from this developer in the future. ② When I went out at eight o'clock, I saw dried red stains on the door panel and an unpleasant fishy smell. I immediately thought of the knock on the door at five o'clock and sighed at the low quality of the other party. If you are a neighbor, you may be able to discuss this matter with the property manager. ③ At half past twelve, I had dinner in the cafeteria. The belly of the male manager at the table was as swollen as an inflated balloon. He was about to pick up the bloody piece of beef and gnaw it, but suddenly he retched and spit out dozens of crystal-clear eggs. If you're going to give birth, go to the hospital, my colleague complained in a low voice. I agree with this. ④ At half past six, I get off work. The bus driver was a nice guy and shouted to other passengers to make room for me. I looked at the empty carriage and moved carefully and slowly to avoid accidentally stepping on any passenger's shoes. ⑤ I got home at seven o'clock and spent half an hour playing with my pets. Hanamaki was still so naughty, and the back of his head always split in half. Fortunately, I reacted quickly enough to avoid being bitten by those rows of shark teeth. ⑥ At eleven o'clock, I go to bed on time. There was another harsh scraping sound from upstairs. But I was already tired, and with good expectations for tomorrow, I quickly fell into a deep sleep. ************* Pre-receipt: "My archenemy went crazy and stuck to me" ① General Li Yuanqing, who was once the light of the starry sky and fought off countless invaders from the dark sea, was eventually eroded by the dark sea. He changed from a great hero that everyone admired to a 3S high-risk polluter who was talked about with disdain. He was extremely mentally unstable, had a large amount of memory loss, and could lose control and go crazy at any time. He was sent to the most heavily guarded health planet in the universe for treatment. The subordinates are on tenterhooks every day, fearing that the next day they will see their boss completely lose consciousness and become a minion of the dark sea. Who knew something worse would happen. The admiral is missing. ② The subordinates were shocked and hurriedly searched for people all over the world, and finally found Li Yuanqing in a grocery store on a remote third-level planet. I saw that the Star Admiral, who didn't listen to anyone and would attack anyone who came near, was actually helping the store manager move things, organize the containers, and clean the floor. As long as he has free time, he will immediately stick to the store manager, tightly wrapped with the mutated tentacles, and not willing to separate even for half a second. The subordinates were shocked. Has anyone seen such a general? ? After checking the files, they found that the store manager was Li Yuanqing's classmate at the Royal Mecha Academy. It was said that they often went in and out together, so they should have a good relationship. They suddenly realized that this was the case! * In this regard, Tan Yin just wanted to say: So he is such a ghost! ③ Tan Yin recalled the past on campus, and what impressed him most was that this person always provoked him, made his presence felt inexplicably, and prevented him and his junior sisters from going to the mecha exhibition. If he hadn't considered that this guy was mentally ill and pitiful, he would have kicked him out a long time ago! Of course, the main reason is because of the medical expenses paid by the military... Tan Yin thought of the huge sum of money that was coming in every month, and resisted the urge to chop off the tentacles with a kitchen knife: "Enough is enough!" * Li Yuanqing reluctantly let go for two seconds, then wrapped her around again. Feeling the familiar breath surrounding him, he let out a sigh of contentment. All the pain and torture engraved in the depths of his soul receded like a tide, leaving only peace and tranquility. "That's great, it's Yin Yin." Purpose: Those who love life will eventually reap the goodwill given by life