[Crossover] Is the God of Eons Cooking Today?

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Heshikiri Hasebe: Wow, this is delicious! Master, what kind of meat is this?

Saniwa: Enemy tantou.

Heshikiri Hasebe: Now that's a shock... Ugh!

Mikazuki: The master's cooking is truly astonishing. I haven't tasted anything this delicious since I took human form.

Saniwa: This is an enemy tachi.

Mikazuki: ...Hahaha! Perhaps this isn't the time to laugh.

Ichigo: I'd like to learn your cooking techniques. May I ask if the ingredients from dinner just now were imported Western vegetables from the marketplace? I've never seen anything like them.

Saniwa: This is dried horse feed. I managed to grab a bundle before the horses ate it all.

Ichigo: I don't even know what expression I'm making right now.

The Saniwa, who inherited a level-max, very well-fed Honmaru, could never understand why her sword spirits were so conflicted about her cooking. Delicious food was what mattered, and it was harmless and pollution-free. Why did they care so much about what kind of meat or vegetables they were eating? Any living thing slain by her swords turned into wonderfully tender meat, and any fodder nurtured by her spiritual power became delicious vegetables.

Sword spirits: (Screaming hoarsely) Forget the enemy swords! Is that really why you made us fight the horses for food?!

[Important notes]

Female Saniwa, no romance, Mary Sue. The Saniwa has lived so long that her values are a little warped, and she's ridiculously powerful.

These are my swords, so their personalities may differ from those in other stories. That doesn't count as being out of character. [Says so defiantly]

No outline for now, and updates are whenever I feel like it (mostly when people nag me).

Early on, she saves a dark Honmaru (not really). Later, she takes her swords on quick transmigration adventures (sort of).

Theme: Dreams will come true someday