Something Seems Off at Mr. Cocktail's House

[The author is busy in real life and can't stick to a set schedule or update frequency, so updates will be irregular.] A single dad moves to Beika Town for his son's education and carefully chooses Class 1-B at Teitan Elementary School for him. On the first day of school, Dad says, "Don't worry. The kids in this class don't die that easily." In theory, they can't die at all. They might even get the chance to befriend the Grim Reaper. How cool is that? Dad: I'm starting a new life. I should pick a new name for myself... Unfortunately, Dad is terrible at naming things. Going by his old habits, whatever new fountain pen he buys becomes his new name. Looking at his beloved new fountain pen, he tells a server at a certain cafe, "Call me 'Asian Way.'" Asian Way is a brightly colored cocktail, made primarily with gin and creme de violette. It's sweet, but has a high alcohol content. A fountain pen named after this cocktail can easily be mistaken for an ordinary torpedo-style pen in dim light, but becomes strikingly beautiful and unique in the sunlight. Pretty cool, too. I've been obsessed with Detective Conan fanfiction lately, so I decided to start a story of my own. I haven't created a new protagonist, so this is just the cozy daily life of a sentient fountain pen and a little tree. [Guide for new readers] Dad and Little Tree are original characters from my previous fanfiction. Dad: The protagonist of "Something Seems Off About the Saniwa." He's a superpowered individual who knows the plot and can control his ability to transmigrate. He enjoys transmigrating to different anime worlds to learn and hone various skills. He's basically a retired veteran of an infinite-worlds survival game, a pillar of the Chaotic Good alignment, and will do anything to uphold justice. Little Tree: The protagonist of "The Saniwa's Cultivation Journal." He's a newly born young deity created by Dad, unable to fully control his powers. He was Chaotic Neutral at birth, but Dad worked hard to teach him to join the Good alignment. His passive skill is "I'm a Little Kid," he attracts the most extreme forms of good and evil, has EX-level luck, and occasionally activates the [Word Becomes Law] skill. This story takes place after "Something Seems Off" and before "The Cultivation Journal." Theme: Parents should maintain a proper moral compass and raise their children to be kind, upright little ones.