The Little Fairy's Guide to Raising a Killer

Weibo: @Lori's Little Fangirl [Modern rich-and-beautiful heroine x ancient assassin transmigrated into the modern day] The young man lying on the road was covered in blood and unconscious. His strange clothes were tattered, reduced to strips of fabric. A crowd gathered around him, several rows deep, but only Ling Yueying took him to the hospital. She paid his medical bills and waited outside the emergency room until he woke up. The young man's eyes were cold and he looked violent and vicious. Ling Yueying's face went deathly pale with fright. Then she heard him speak in a hoarse, strained voice: "Miss, don't be afraid. I won't kill you." - Yu Liu was the top-ranked assassin in the Blood Tower of the Xia Dynasty. On his final mission, his only childhood friend stabbed him in the back, just to steal his rank. When he awoke again, he was lying somewhere unfamiliar. All he could see was a clean white room, with a pretty young woman sitting beside his bed. Her clothes were strange, with her arms and legs exposed, shamelessly dressed. But her smile was warm as the sun at night. - One summer night, later on, Yu Liu stood guard in the kitchen, watching the wontons bubble in the pot until they were done. He carefully scooped them into a bowl, but someone suddenly snatched it away. "...You can't eat until you've memorized the Arabic numerals from 1 to 100!" Ling Yueying sat at the table, chewing on a wonton as she asked with a grin: "Do you like life here?" Yu Liu bent over his workbook, scribbling away, and gave a muffled "Mm." *This is the story of an assassin, oppressed by life and poisoned by feudalism, who transmigrates to the modern day and is utterly won over by advanced technology, a thriving economy, socialism on the rise, and the heroine's beauty. [Reading Guide and Content Warnings] 1. A lighthearted, cheerful, slightly silly sweet romance. The heroine doesn't suffer. 2. I'll add more if I think of anything. 3. The synopsis was screenshotted on April 1, 2019, to guard against anyone claiming I stole their idea. [Coming next: the sweet and satisfying novel The Real Princess Only Wants to Live in a Slum! Please add it to your reading list~] Chen Nuo grew up without parents, surviving by scavenging with her older brother, an orphan and a delinquent like her. They had lived in the most decrepit bridge underpass and endured the coldest nights. She grew up like a blade of grass, and only at fifteen learned she was a rich heiress who had gone missing. In her dream, Chen Nuo nodded eagerly and said, "Mom, Dad, I'll come home." Then she climbed into a stretch Cayenne and drove away without looking back. Her delinquent brother chased the car all the way, but the guards stopped him. He crouched outside the gates of the wealthy neighborhood, smoking all night. When he woke, the morning mist was thick. He was busy making breakfast in their shabby kitchen. Chen Nuo leaned against the wall and watched for a while, then took out her phone and texted her birth parents: "The slum has beautiful scenery, and scavenging is so much fun. I absolutely love it here and don't want to give up my hobby, so sorry, you know how it is." Her parents were so angry they smashed their phones, while the fake heiress finally breathed a sigh of relief. So what if she was the real princess? Raised in a slum, with narrow horizons, low-class and vulgar, she was destined to rot in the slum for the rest of her life. The fake heiress happily went shopping, then showed up at her new school decked out in luxury goods. She looked up at the banner: "A warm welcome to Chen Nuo, the top scorer in the high school entrance exam!" [Reading Guide] 1. The male lead is the delinquent older brother. 2. No romance before age eighteen. 3. The synopsis has been screenshotted. Don't steal the premise or falsely claim I copied you.