There's Always One Blessed Mouth

[No-CP upcoming story, From the Start: One Broken Sect. Blurb at the end] A transfer student arrived at the Alliance Military Academy. Word was she was a delicate girl, a weak esper who had studied history before. The single, rugged guys got excited for a while. At last, they thought, a soft and sweet girl had arrived, someone they could show off their charms to! That was until the start of term, when the radiance of this powerhouse blinded them all. At their first mock battle a month later: The powerhouse: “I can tell from reading the signs that you’re about to fall.” Enemy: “You’re dreaming...” With a thud, the other person fell over. The powerhouse: “Looks like the wind might pick up in a bit. Guys, set the mountain on fire!” Enemy: “Bullshit. The mock battle’s natural environment system runs randomly. Just because you say it’ll get windy...” The next second, the wind picked up. Everyone: ...Are you messing with us? Reader’s guide: 1. Set at an interstellar military academy. 2. This kind of cheat-level ability in the blurb obviously has limits. 3. I struggle with blurbs, and this one’s rough around the edges. If you don’t like the story, please click the X. Thank you. *No-CP upcoming story: From the Start: One Broken Sect* After dying in battle in a wasteland apocalypse, Wen Caijue opened her eyes to find she had transmigrated to the cultivation world, and inherited an almost-abandoned sect along with it. Soul compatibility detected. System updated. Congratulations, you have been bound to the [Sect Management System]! Your current quests have been issued. Please check them! Main Quest: Make a name for yourself (0/1) Newbie Quest 1: Reactivate the sect’s grand formation (0/1) Newbie Quest 2: Save the three people about to leave the sect (0/3) Newbie Quest 3: Set up the sect’s boundary marker (0/2) Newbie Quest 4: Recruit a disciple with a spiritual root (0/1) Complete the newbie quests to receive newbie rewards. Do your best! Wen Caijue heard the voice in her mind and looked over the transparent panel before her. Then she learned that in this cultivation world, humans, demons, devils, and ghosts all practiced cultivation. Murder and robbery were commonplace. Sects of every size fought over resources, while mutated magical beasts attacked everywhere and disasters struck one after another. Ordinary people lived in constant fear, begging wherever they could for a sect’s protection, only for the sects to extort money from them. Wen Caijue’s sect had only three disciples besides her. Their remaining funds could support them for just seven days. Weeds grew everywhere, every building and facility lay abandoned, and demonic beasts were causing trouble nearby. There were none of the rare treasures described in pre-apocalypse novels, either. They lacked everything except air. Wen Caijue, however, adapted just fine. Watching a rabbit run past her and disappear into the grass, she couldn’t help sighing with emotion. What fresh air! What a perfectly normal rabbit! This is wonderful! · When the Qiqing Sect went down the mountain to collect protection money as usual, they found far fewer people in town than before. They had only been investigating for a few days when the population suddenly dropped by more than half! It turned out everyone had secretly run off to another small sect nearby! Stealing from the Qiqing Sect? Were they asking to die? The Wulian Sect? What kind of lousy sect was that? They’d never even heard of it. So a group of them stormed over to capture the runaways and, while they were at it, take over the Wulian Sect. Before long, the Qiqing Sect had been renamed the Wulian Sect. Some time later, the Shuilian Sect, an ally of the Qiqing Sect, heard what had happened. Refusing to believe it, they set out under the pretext of rescuing their allies, while actually planning to seize both the Qiqing Sect and the Wulian Sect. Before long, the Shuilian Sect had been renamed the Wulian Sect. Now all the sects in the surrounding area sensed something was wrong. Theme: