Feeding Hua Hua Pills to a Sword Cultivator

--A preview-- I'm back after finishing my stint as everyone's moonlight white lotus. "After coming back from a dark, ruthless xianxia novel, Ye Li just wants to claim a mountain, farm, and raise cats!!! Then it turns out the cat is the world-destroying demon lord Long Aotian, her shameless disciple!" How to get yourself a sword cultivator. Ambush him, injure him, save him, then have two kids in three years and take the top spot with ease. Playing with people's feelings is so much fun. --Yu Xiaoli "Something's off with the script. I think the plan backfired! Master... save..." I know you're naive and willful, pampered and reckless, doing whatever you like and thinking you're always right. You don't have a single ounce of obedience or kindness in you. But I love you. --Qing Xuanzi "Behave yourself, and I'll give you what you want." "You should turn over a new leaf, leave evil behind and do good, and come out of the darkness into the light." "I'm evil, and you're righteous. Are you saying I should come to you? Leaving evil behind and doing good means I'll come to you. Sure, sure! Coming out of the darkness into the light... Brother, do you think I'm not throwing myself into your arms quickly enough?" "..." Yu Xiaoli: "I heard people like me never make it past three episodes in a story!" Qing Xuanzi: "If you live, I live. If you die, I die." Yu Xiaoli: "Huh?" I don't mind if I can't have your heart. I'll be happy as long as I can have you. I thought the rule was that courting death is fun once, but doing it forever is even more fun! Suddenly, I really want to write a story about... something. Spoiler guide: A straightforward, pretty-face-loving, sharp-tongued, sweet and soft, self-indulgent, dramatic little demon girl * a pure-hearted sword cultivator who keeps trying to endure, but can't and does whatever he wants. Lots of original worldbuilding. A clingy couple in love. A little romance, probably a sweet treat. Yeah! Theme: Teach and care for a wayward young woman