The Ultimate Metaphysical Squatter

Everyone knows that Zhang Jinglan, the eldest son of the Zhang family, has an incredibly sharp eye for investments. Every plot of land he buys skyrockets in value to unimaginable heights. But no one knows that Young Master Zhang beats his chest and burns a whole basin of joss paper, yelling, "Damn it, housing and land prices have gone up again! I can't afford them! What the hell is with all this price hiking? Where's the government regulation? Regulate this! Stop raising land prices, I beg you, I beg you, I beg you!" Zhang Jinglan is dirt poor, and to his astonishment, he discovers that his fated wife, Zuo Tianyi, looks even poorer. "You really were born to have no money at all! Life must have been hard growing up like that." Zuo Tianyi: ...So you're proud of that rich-looking face of yours, huh? Damn it, I have to spend the 300 yuan I just earned at my part-time job on fixing my electric scooter again... Zhang Jinglan is a wealthy, prestigious disciple of a metaphysical school, whose hobbies are buying land, buying land, and buying even more land, though his bank card never has a thousand yuan on it. He is paired with Zuo Tianyi, a down-and-out physiognomist who carries around a shabby little book on metaphysics, makes wild guesses, never has fifty yuan in her pocket, and is a champion at part-time jobs. This is a heartwarming story about good people being rewarded for their kindness. The next books should come in this order: "Internet Celebrity of the Metaphysical World" - "A Ten-Million-Yuan Love Letter in Royalties" - "The Metaphysical World's Strongest Holdout Tenant." Actually, this story is based on an especially adorable idea that I never managed to write! But...! It's really, really adorable! So adorable I couldn't help posting it! QAQ Please add it to your reading list!